Message from @Tsar Vladimir Putin
Discord ID: 734375841407959091
I guess lol
Whatβs green tho and hits and you dead?
Pool table
You have kids dont you?
Nope
Do you have an SO?
If its a woman it means shes pregnant
Why did @Tsar Vladimir Putin get kicked out of the Apple store for farting?
...because they didn't have any Windows.
Bruh
This is bullying
Bullying is gay
No offence to gays
But its gay
Also
Did you really have to ping me?
IDK if you're aware, but this is the joke section...
Its still bullying lol
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not sure you know the def
E n l i g h t e n m e
You don't watch any of Zeds videos do you. Outrage culture at it's finest.
I actually do
I was j o k i n g
lol ok. then keep the dad joke train rolling
I just wanted to have a laugh π
I dont know dad jokes im too young
there's 5 year olds on youtube that know them, it's just funny stupid jokes really, labeled 'dad'
I was just joking aboud it then you were like "outrage culture" lol
Besides
I wouldn t be here if i was a leftist
Anyway
On with the jokes
What has two butts and kills people?
An Assassin! Hahhahahahhahhahhahahhahahhahahhah
That was a good one π
Eyyyy
Why won't cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny.
I was driving down a highway by a prison. As I looked up, I saw a midget scaling down a wall trying to escape. He turned around and sneered at me as I looked with confusion. I thought to myself 'Well that's a little condescending!'
The setup was so long...the punchline was so worth it.
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