Also

Did you really have to ping me?

IDK if you're aware, but this is the joke section...

Its still bullying lol

😭

not sure you know the def

Really?

E n l i g h t e n m e

You don't watch any of Zeds videos do you. Outrage culture at it's finest.

I actually do

I was j o k i n g

lol ok. then keep the dad joke train rolling

I just wanted to have a laugh 😭

I dont know dad jokes im too young

there's 5 year olds on youtube that know them, it's just funny stupid jokes really, labeled 'dad'

I was just joking aboud it then you were like "outrage culture" lol
Besides
I wouldn t be here if i was a leftist

Anyway

On with the jokes

What has two butts and kills people?

An Assassin! Hahhahahahhahhahhahahhahahhahahhah

That was a good one 😂

Eyyyy

Why won't cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

I was driving down a highway by a prison. As I looked up, I saw a midget scaling down a wall trying to escape. He turned around and sneered at me as I looked with confusion. I thought to myself 'Well that's a little condescending!'

The setup was so long...the punchline was so worth it.

👍🏿

A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen. He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head without even looking and fired a shot into the ceiling. "Which one of you sidewinders stole my horse?!" he yelled with surprising forcefulness. No one answered. "Alright, I'm gonna have another beer, and if my horse ain't back outside by the time I finish, I'm gonna do what I dun in Texas! And I don't like to have to do what I dun in Texas!" Some of the locals shifted restlessly. The man, true to his word, had another beer, walked outside, and his horse has been returned to the post. He saddled up and started to ride out of town. The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, "Say partner, before you go... what happened in Texas?" The cowboy turned back and said, "I had to walk home."

https://tenor.com/view/kekw-kek-bttv-twitch-emote-gif-15123134

Bruh

A book fell on me this morning and I only have myshelf to blame

92% of people won’t get this joke. Are you the 9% who will?

Shame...