Multiple meanings

I guess lol

What’s green tho and hits and you dead?

Pool table

You have kids dont you?

Nope

Do you have an SO?

If its a woman it means shes pregnant

Why did @Tsar Vladimir Putin get kicked out of the Apple store for farting?

...because they didn't have any Windows.

Bruh

This is bullying

Bullying is gay

No offence to gays

But its gay

Also

Did you really have to ping me?

IDK if you're aware, but this is the joke section...

Its still bullying lol

😭

not sure you know the def

Really?

E n l i g h t e n m e

You don't watch any of Zeds videos do you. Outrage culture at it's finest.

I actually do

I was j o k i n g

lol ok. then keep the dad joke train rolling

I just wanted to have a laugh 😭

I dont know dad jokes im too young

there's 5 year olds on youtube that know them, it's just funny stupid jokes really, labeled 'dad'

I was just joking aboud it then you were like "outrage culture" lol
Besides
I wouldn t be here if i was a leftist

Anyway

On with the jokes

What has two butts and kills people?

An Assassin! Hahhahahahhahhahhahahhahahhahahhah

That was a good one 😂

Eyyyy

Why won't cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

I was driving down a highway by a prison. As I looked up, I saw a midget scaling down a wall trying to escape. He turned around and sneered at me as I looked with confusion. I thought to myself 'Well that's a little condescending!'

The setup was so long...the punchline was so worth it.