I don't get it

I know, I was kidding, I just wanted to play retard for a second

lol

What kind of couch doesn't like to commit?

A pull-out couch...

❤️ dad jokes

No kids, but I'm an adult kid...

How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it.

Why did @Tsar Vladimir Putin get kicked out of the Apple store for farting?

...because they didn't have any Windows.

IDK if you're aware, but this is the joke section...

not sure you know the def

You don't watch any of Zeds videos do you. Outrage culture at it's finest.

lol ok. then keep the dad joke train rolling

there's 5 year olds on youtube that know them, it's just funny stupid jokes really, labeled 'dad'

Why are these pillows 10k?

Or... sex trafficking in plain sight...