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2018-03-10 06:29:21 UTC

Shreck is dreck.

2018-03-10 06:30:08 UTC

Oh that reminds me. I was in this family restaurant with my son, and and entire family walks in. Each one wearing a different collored Wu tang t shirt.

2018-03-10 06:30:16 UTC

Mom, dad, three kids. Everyone.

2018-03-10 06:30:24 UTC

And all I could think is.

2018-03-10 06:30:47 UTC

Out on the road today I saw a dead head sticker on a Cadillac.

2018-03-10 06:30:53 UTC

Oh, Wu-Tang's a rap group?

2018-03-10 06:31:11 UTC

Little voice inside my head said don't look back, you can never look back.

2018-03-10 06:31:30 UTC

Wu Tang clan is offically something to fuck with.

2018-03-10 06:32:04 UTC

That and the Shkreli guy bought their "super secret album"

2018-03-10 06:32:23 UTC

Which is also another reason they are now something to fuck with.

2018-03-10 06:35:28 UTC

anyhoo this is what inspired me to do that George Washington bit earlier

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392478767274262529/421919000558174211/The_Auto-Complete_Suggestions.png

2018-03-10 06:36:33 UTC

wut

2018-03-10 06:37:18 UTC

Episode 181, "The Mad Libs" which was named that because Seinfeld and David literally wrote it like they were playing Mad Libs.

2018-03-10 06:37:35 UTC

it never saw the light of day

2018-03-10 06:38:01 UTC

some say it's buried under Rockefeller Center, others say it's in Larry David's underwear drawer

2018-03-10 17:33:11 UTC

Check out the latest, dudes.

2018-03-10 17:33:49 UTC

I don't think I want to move to Somerset when I get older anymore

2018-03-10 17:34:57 UTC

Nah, you've got enough melanin to get away with it

2018-03-10 17:35:15 UTC

But I have the incorrect opinions

2018-03-10 17:35:33 UTC

But they can't say anything

2018-03-10 17:36:20 UTC

Perhaps, but I don't want to live amongst an increasing population that literally conflates black peoples with slaves

2018-03-10 18:03:36 UTC

The opinion is only incorrect if you are white

2018-03-10 18:04:08 UTC

As the whitest person on the channel I feel like they don't out respec on my name

2018-03-10 18:05:12 UTC

Well, be glad you don't live in South Africa. They would have given you a lot more than disrespect

2018-03-10 18:06:52 UTC

I tend to not be a victim

2018-03-10 18:07:00 UTC

The boers are going to start fighting back soon

2018-03-10 18:07:47 UTC

#SaveTheBoer

2018-03-10 20:49:57 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392478767274262529/422134037386231821/image.jpg

2018-03-10 20:49:59 UTC

Donโ€™t mess with ANTIFA. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

2018-03-10 20:51:01 UTC

People fought and died in WWI and WWII for this shit? (((They))) need to heck off with their wars and such

2018-03-10 20:51:17 UTC

God help us.

2018-03-11 00:15:46 UTC

Should I do a Q&A?

2018-03-11 00:17:07 UTC

well, i'm doing one anyway

2018-03-11 00:17:42 UTC

Yes

2018-03-11 00:17:53 UTC

Tfw no big titty helgas

2018-03-11 00:20:04 UTC

hahaha

2018-03-11 00:20:09 UTC

you liked that?

2018-03-11 00:20:21 UTC

Yes

2018-03-11 00:20:35 UTC

Had to watch today but was great

2018-03-11 00:21:04 UTC

Do the q and a at 11

2018-03-11 00:21:11 UTC

I an going to work

2018-03-11 00:21:23 UTC

My team decided to dick around

2018-03-11 00:23:41 UTC

that sucks man

2018-03-11 00:23:47 UTC

11pm est is too late

2018-03-11 00:23:53 UTC

i've gotta do the 2 genders vid

2018-03-11 00:24:00 UTC

and wanna go to bed at a sensible time

2018-03-11 00:24:03 UTC

i'm 2 hours ahead

2018-03-11 00:25:03 UTC

Aren't you EST

2018-03-11 02:27:32 UTC

Buenos Airies is 3 hours ahead of the east coast

2018-03-11 04:20:47 UTC

@here

2018-03-11 04:20:53 UTC

What's up

2018-03-11 04:21:15 UTC

You sure you in the right channel dude? I'd kill for somthing to be up right now.

2018-03-11 19:31:09 UTC

Wew lad

2018-03-11 21:45:44 UTC

Waking up the west in 45 mins

2018-03-12 00:30:15 UTC

Gud stream.

2018-03-12 00:33:41 UTC

Yeah well done.

2018-03-12 00:33:46 UTC

Best one for ages

2018-03-12 00:47:02 UTC

I can't believe you wanted to ethnically cleanse me. That's alright, I'll make my own country with blackjack and hookers

2018-03-12 01:04:28 UTC

Hey nothing personal

2018-03-12 01:04:44 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392478767274262529/422560543560302592/Screenshot_20180311-203316.png

2018-03-12 02:53:07 UTC

Yeah, I had my own son put me in the oven recently.

2018-03-12 02:54:04 UTC

You wouldn't happen to be one of (((them))) would you?

2018-03-12 02:54:22 UTC

Nope

2018-03-12 02:54:39 UTC

Then why all this talk of ovens?

2018-03-12 02:56:01 UTC

I was video chatting with my wife. She handed my two year-old the phone. He took the phone to his play kitchen, put the phone in the oven so I could see the door and him, then said "bye bye daddy" and closed the oven.

2018-03-12 02:56:47 UTC

I think your son is a future shitlord in training

2018-03-12 02:57:10 UTC

When I protested this treatment, he took the phone out of the oven, and put it in the fridge.

2018-03-12 02:57:21 UTC

A man can dream.

2018-03-12 02:58:07 UTC

Lol, I've got to have children when I get older

2018-03-12 03:00:09 UTC

I strongly recommend them.

2018-03-12 07:55:27 UTC

And I have returned from my fishing trip

2018-03-12 07:55:37 UTC

ok

2018-03-12 13:56:55 UTC

Can anyone contact orwell to let him know that its me dou Chein from Twitter?

2018-03-12 13:58:10 UTC

sure

2018-03-12 15:13:45 UTC

@.drib Do I detect a furry?

2018-03-12 15:13:59 UTC

maybe

2018-03-12 15:14:15 UTC

What animal is that by the way?

2018-03-12 15:14:36 UTC

the tag is called facebook_fox I guess its a sticker pack

2018-03-12 15:14:38 UTC

That looks like the kind of cute artwork one could find in non-degenerate stuff.

2018-03-12 15:14:44 UTC

Ah, ok.

2018-03-12 15:14:46 UTC

its a nsfw post

2018-03-12 15:15:09 UTC

lol

2018-03-12 15:15:11 UTC

What?

2018-03-12 15:15:21 UTC

Oof

2018-03-12 15:15:27 UTC

Is it cropped porn?

2018-03-12 15:15:35 UTC

yeS

2018-03-12 15:17:38 UTC

Why can't people be content with human porn?

2018-03-12 15:18:24 UTC

Fucking lol

2018-03-12 15:18:39 UTC

why do so many people have foot fetishs

2018-03-12 15:18:44 UTC

Jesus, here I was thinking for once a furry had gone and done something wholesome.

2018-03-12 15:23:03 UTC

@.drib it's a safer yet strange alternative to having intercourse. Why risk getting knocked up or getting an std when you can ogle someone's feet?

2018-03-12 15:23:29 UTC

Footfags should begone, but if that's what floats your boat, then so be it

2018-03-12 15:23:35 UTC

I have posted cute things in <#407081992371306496>.

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