Message from @Grumplebee

Discord ID: 421917724386656266


2018-03-10 06:24:15 UTC  

And let's not even get into the horrors that would be unleashed of those North Korean Scientists ever successfully create a black jginger.

2018-03-10 06:24:40 UTC  

of course they would claim they invented it, just like the hamburger in the year 2000

2018-03-10 06:24:48 UTC  

Yes, I just covered that in my pathophysiology module.

2018-03-10 06:25:16 UTC  

The hamburger was invented in hamburg, germany. It was likely originally made with rabbit meat.

2018-03-10 06:25:55 UTC  

I heard that during WWI, the name was changed to "ground beef patty sandwiches"

2018-03-10 06:26:12 UTC  

in an attempt to erase all signs of Germany from American society

2018-03-10 06:26:16 UTC  

10 year old music video references soy boys in california, it's 100% real, look it up yourselves

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392478767274262529/421916685214285824/28870143_2003761393280825_1561028130041727032_n.png

2018-03-10 06:26:28 UTC  

I know they called saurkraut "liberty cabbage" during this time.

2018-03-10 06:26:32 UTC  

that car looks like it was made in Roblox

2018-03-10 06:26:40 UTC  

Yeah, that and schools stopped teaching German

2018-03-10 06:27:06 UTC  

They would have banned German potato salad. But nobody likes that anyway.

2018-03-10 06:27:23 UTC  

"Hey buddy, it took us three days to make that potato salad! THREE DAYS!"

2018-03-10 06:27:53 UTC  

The only things that should take that long to make are smoked meats and hagis.

2018-03-10 06:28:22 UTC  

Haggis is an important scottish battle rite. You eat some of that, and you're going to NEED to kill someone.

2018-03-10 06:28:38 UTC  

I think I first heard of that from the Shrek 2 video game

2018-03-10 06:28:50 UTC  

he says "I'll stuff ye like haggis!" when he hits someone

2018-03-10 06:29:21 UTC  

Shreck is dreck.

2018-03-10 06:30:08 UTC  

Oh that reminds me. I was in this family restaurant with my son, and and entire family walks in. Each one wearing a different collored Wu tang t shirt.

2018-03-10 06:30:16 UTC  

Mom, dad, three kids. Everyone.

2018-03-10 06:30:24 UTC  

And all I could think is.

2018-03-10 06:30:47 UTC  

Out on the road today I saw a dead head sticker on a Cadillac.

2018-03-10 06:30:53 UTC  

Oh, Wu-Tang's a rap group?

2018-03-10 06:31:11 UTC  

Little voice inside my head said don't look back, you can never look back.

2018-03-10 06:31:30 UTC  

Wu Tang clan is offically something to fuck with.

2018-03-10 06:32:04 UTC  

That and the Shkreli guy bought their "super secret album"

2018-03-10 06:32:23 UTC  

Which is also another reason they are now something to fuck with.

2018-03-10 06:35:28 UTC  

anyhoo this is what inspired me to do that George Washington bit earlier

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392478767274262529/421919000558174211/The_Auto-Complete_Suggestions.png

2018-03-10 06:36:33 UTC  

wut

2018-03-10 06:37:18 UTC  

Episode 181, "The Mad Libs" which was named that because Seinfeld and David literally wrote it like they were playing Mad Libs.

2018-03-10 06:37:35 UTC  

it never saw the light of day

2018-03-10 06:38:01 UTC  

some say it's buried under Rockefeller Center, others say it's in Larry David's underwear drawer

2018-03-10 17:33:11 UTC  

Check out the latest, dudes.

2018-03-10 17:33:49 UTC  

I don't think I want to move to Somerset when I get older anymore

2018-03-10 17:34:57 UTC  

Nah, you've got enough melanin to get away with it

2018-03-10 17:35:15 UTC  

But I have the incorrect opinions

2018-03-10 17:35:33 UTC  

But they can't say anything

2018-03-10 17:36:20 UTC  

Perhaps, but I don't want to live amongst an increasing population that literally conflates black peoples with slaves

2018-03-10 18:03:36 UTC  

The opinion is only incorrect if you are white

2018-03-10 18:04:08 UTC  

As the whitest person on the channel I feel like they don't out respec on my name