Message from @Grumplebee

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2018-03-10 06:23:50 UTC  

~~insert Coppercab joke~~

2018-03-10 06:24:05 UTC  

@Grumplebee Very aggressive cancers can be even more vulnerable to treatment than other types at times, because of how fast they grow, cancer drugs targeting fast growing cells and all.

2018-03-10 06:24:07 UTC  

(does that belong in <#392484867188850691> ?)

2018-03-10 06:24:15 UTC  

And let's not even get into the horrors that would be unleashed of those North Korean Scientists ever successfully create a black jginger.

2018-03-10 06:24:40 UTC  

of course they would claim they invented it, just like the hamburger in the year 2000

2018-03-10 06:24:48 UTC  

Yes, I just covered that in my pathophysiology module.

2018-03-10 06:25:16 UTC  

The hamburger was invented in hamburg, germany. It was likely originally made with rabbit meat.

2018-03-10 06:25:55 UTC  

I heard that during WWI, the name was changed to "ground beef patty sandwiches"

2018-03-10 06:26:12 UTC  

in an attempt to erase all signs of Germany from American society

2018-03-10 06:26:16 UTC  

10 year old music video references soy boys in california, it's 100% real, look it up yourselves

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392478767274262529/421916685214285824/28870143_2003761393280825_1561028130041727032_n.png

2018-03-10 06:26:28 UTC  

I know they called saurkraut "liberty cabbage" during this time.

2018-03-10 06:26:32 UTC  

that car looks like it was made in Roblox

2018-03-10 06:26:40 UTC  

Yeah, that and schools stopped teaching German

2018-03-10 06:27:06 UTC  

They would have banned German potato salad. But nobody likes that anyway.

2018-03-10 06:27:23 UTC  

"Hey buddy, it took us three days to make that potato salad! THREE DAYS!"

2018-03-10 06:27:53 UTC  

The only things that should take that long to make are smoked meats and hagis.

2018-03-10 06:28:22 UTC  

Haggis is an important scottish battle rite. You eat some of that, and you're going to NEED to kill someone.

2018-03-10 06:28:38 UTC  

I think I first heard of that from the Shrek 2 video game

2018-03-10 06:28:50 UTC  

he says "I'll stuff ye like haggis!" when he hits someone

2018-03-10 06:29:21 UTC  

Shreck is dreck.

2018-03-10 06:30:08 UTC  

Oh that reminds me. I was in this family restaurant with my son, and and entire family walks in. Each one wearing a different collored Wu tang t shirt.

2018-03-10 06:30:16 UTC  

Mom, dad, three kids. Everyone.

2018-03-10 06:30:24 UTC  

And all I could think is.

2018-03-10 06:30:47 UTC  

Out on the road today I saw a dead head sticker on a Cadillac.

2018-03-10 06:30:53 UTC  

Oh, Wu-Tang's a rap group?

2018-03-10 06:31:11 UTC  

Little voice inside my head said don't look back, you can never look back.

2018-03-10 06:31:30 UTC  

Wu Tang clan is offically something to fuck with.

2018-03-10 06:32:04 UTC  

That and the Shkreli guy bought their "super secret album"

2018-03-10 06:32:23 UTC  

Which is also another reason they are now something to fuck with.

2018-03-10 06:35:28 UTC  

anyhoo this is what inspired me to do that George Washington bit earlier

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392478767274262529/421919000558174211/The_Auto-Complete_Suggestions.png

2018-03-10 06:36:33 UTC  

wut

2018-03-10 06:37:18 UTC  

Episode 181, "The Mad Libs" which was named that because Seinfeld and David literally wrote it like they were playing Mad Libs.

2018-03-10 06:37:35 UTC  

it never saw the light of day

2018-03-10 06:38:01 UTC  

some say it's buried under Rockefeller Center, others say it's in Larry David's underwear drawer

2018-03-10 17:33:11 UTC  

Check out the latest, dudes.

2018-03-10 17:33:49 UTC  

I don't think I want to move to Somerset when I get older anymore

2018-03-10 17:34:57 UTC  

Nah, you've got enough melanin to get away with it

2018-03-10 17:35:15 UTC  

But I have the incorrect opinions

2018-03-10 17:35:33 UTC  

But they can't say anything