Message from @Kinky Kitsune (Coomer)

Discord ID: 689590002942083211


2020-03-17 21:41:49 UTC  

nice cock, bro

2020-03-17 21:41:56 UTC  

a bit too thin

2020-03-17 21:42:00 UTC  

why are you playing with superglue?

2020-03-17 21:42:03 UTC  

maybe trim the hair a bit

2020-03-17 21:42:05 UTC  

but otherwise

2020-03-17 21:42:07 UTC  

a nice cock

2020-03-17 21:42:10 UTC  

If they didn't want you to they shouldn't have made it slightly minty.

2020-03-17 21:42:20 UTC  

I was making an architecture model and one corner refused to hold

2020-03-17 21:42:43 UTC  

@AdamBv1 why do you know what it tastes like

2020-03-17 21:42:53 UTC  

ate

2020-03-17 21:42:54 UTC  

@Kinky Kitsune (Coomer) enough cock rating, time for the taste test

2020-03-17 21:43:03 UTC  

yes go ahead

2020-03-17 21:43:04 UTC  

*Would* have been a nice cock
||if the tip wasn't chopped off||

2020-03-17 21:43:17 UTC  

30 years ago Elmer's glue paste was everywhere in schools l.

2020-03-17 21:43:26 UTC  

Instead of letting it be I decided to try one last time after having almost packed my gear
So I pulled the cloth with superglue onto a stick and it slipped again, launching a droplet of superglue into my eye

2020-03-17 21:43:49 UTC  

I instantly held my eye pried open and went to an eye doc

2020-03-17 21:43:52 UTC  

Sounds like a porn scene

2020-03-17 21:43:59 UTC  

Eye clinic was like 500m away

2020-03-17 21:44:01 UTC  

I mean, superglue can be used as liquid stitching - but that's for the *outside* of the body

2020-03-17 21:44:12 UTC  

By the time my queue arrived it fell out

2020-03-17 21:44:28 UTC  

superglue was priginally invented to glue wounds shut

2020-03-17 21:44:54 UTC  

If there's one thing you want to be careful with about superglue is contact with cotton. Highly exothermic reaction.

2020-03-17 21:45:09 UTC  

ok I definentely wont try that

2020-03-17 21:45:39 UTC  

Funny thing is that I got superglue into my eye THE ONE, SINGLE FUCKING TIME WHEN I DECIDED NOT TO WEAR GOGGLES (because i cleaned and packed them already)

2020-03-17 21:45:49 UTC  

Literally one time

2020-03-17 21:46:08 UTC  

always wear goggles

2020-03-17 21:46:09 UTC  

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2020-03-17 21:46:14 UTC  

All it takes is one

2020-03-17 21:46:24 UTC  

It's like life waited for that "gotcha bitch" moment and finally got one

2020-03-17 21:46:38 UTC  

couldve lost an eye

2020-03-17 21:46:42 UTC  

smh

2020-03-17 21:48:42 UTC  

My uncle cut so many things with an angle grinder using nothing but safety squints

2020-03-17 21:48:53 UTC  

Still has his eyes, lucky fucking bastard

2020-03-17 21:49:14 UTC  

I literally saw him over a pipe eating a face full of sparks once

2020-03-17 21:49:19 UTC  

HOW?

2020-03-17 21:49:34 UTC  

How is he so stupid yet so tremendously lucky?

2020-03-17 21:49:49 UTC  

Probably has a bunch of grit and carbon in his eyes.

2020-03-17 21:49:50 UTC  

Some men are made of tougher stuff

2020-03-17 21:49:57 UTC  

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2020-03-17 21:50:31 UTC  

He's pretending to see