Message from @Lidomite

Discord ID: 689591525390155824


2020-03-17 21:44:28 UTC  

superglue was priginally invented to glue wounds shut

2020-03-17 21:44:54 UTC  

If there's one thing you want to be careful with about superglue is contact with cotton. Highly exothermic reaction.

2020-03-17 21:45:09 UTC  

ok I definentely wont try that

2020-03-17 21:45:39 UTC  

Funny thing is that I got superglue into my eye THE ONE, SINGLE FUCKING TIME WHEN I DECIDED NOT TO WEAR GOGGLES (because i cleaned and packed them already)

2020-03-17 21:45:49 UTC  

Literally one time

2020-03-17 21:46:08 UTC  

always wear goggles

2020-03-17 21:46:09 UTC  

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2020-03-17 21:46:14 UTC  

All it takes is one

2020-03-17 21:46:24 UTC  

It's like life waited for that "gotcha bitch" moment and finally got one

2020-03-17 21:46:38 UTC  

couldve lost an eye

2020-03-17 21:46:42 UTC  

smh

2020-03-17 21:48:42 UTC  

My uncle cut so many things with an angle grinder using nothing but safety squints

2020-03-17 21:48:53 UTC  

Still has his eyes, lucky fucking bastard

2020-03-17 21:49:14 UTC  

I literally saw him over a pipe eating a face full of sparks once

2020-03-17 21:49:19 UTC  

HOW?

2020-03-17 21:49:34 UTC  

How is he so stupid yet so tremendously lucky?

2020-03-17 21:49:49 UTC  

Probably has a bunch of grit and carbon in his eyes.

2020-03-17 21:49:50 UTC  

Some men are made of tougher stuff

2020-03-17 21:49:57 UTC  

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2020-03-17 21:50:31 UTC  

He's pretending to see

2020-03-17 21:50:42 UTC  

Another time I saw him dancing in flip-flops when TIG (I think) sparks landed into them

2020-03-17 21:50:53 UTC  

I used to do dumb shit like that with grinders and dremmels until I started wearing contacts.

2020-03-17 21:50:55 UTC  

Yup: welding in shorts and plastic flipflops

2020-03-17 21:51:06 UTC  

At least for welding he wore a mask

2020-03-17 21:51:06 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/689591671117316266/89974867_2978403048941444_8005775501660520448_o.png

2020-03-17 21:51:45 UTC  

What if they are positive you should prep productively?

2020-03-17 21:53:16 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/689592214254649390/1292f0da993db1f1.png

2020-03-17 21:54:34 UTC  

So basically a day of an average sick chinese

2020-03-17 21:54:47 UTC  

Oh wait, they also spit on buttons too

2020-03-17 21:55:04 UTC  

fuckin do they?

2020-03-17 21:55:10 UTC  

haven't heard that one

2020-03-17 21:55:36 UTC  

you have got to be hiding your eyes and ears

2020-03-17 21:56:02 UTC  

there are hundreds of recent videos from china of chinesse spitting and licking elevator buttons, hand rails and so on

2020-03-17 21:56:35 UTC  

I only heard about the "corona challenge" from that one vid by sargoi

2020-03-17 21:56:58 UTC  

other than that I've been running myself ragged trying to keep busy

2020-03-17 21:57:11 UTC  

And it is not one case

2020-03-17 21:57:32 UTC  

was about to say that you cant really find them on youtube because youtube is deleteing/hiding them

2020-03-17 21:57:36 UTC  

but wow

2020-03-17 21:57:52 UTC  

In fact, spitting became such a problem in china that now it is considered equal to an assault and police will beat people up for it