Message from @Uksio
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*Would* have been a nice cock
||if the tip wasn't chopped off||
30 years ago Elmer's glue paste was everywhere in schools l.
Instead of letting it be I decided to try one last time after having almost packed my gear
So I pulled the cloth with superglue onto a stick and it slipped again, launching a droplet of superglue into my eye
I instantly held my eye pried open and went to an eye doc
Sounds like a porn scene
Eye clinic was like 500m away
I mean, superglue can be used as liquid stitching - but that's for the *outside* of the body
By the time my queue arrived it fell out
superglue was priginally invented to glue wounds shut
If there's one thing you want to be careful with about superglue is contact with cotton. Highly exothermic reaction.
ok I definentely wont try that
Funny thing is that I got superglue into my eye THE ONE, SINGLE FUCKING TIME WHEN I DECIDED NOT TO WEAR GOGGLES (because i cleaned and packed them already)
Literally one time
always wear goggles
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All it takes is one
It's like life waited for that "gotcha bitch" moment and finally got one
couldve lost an eye
smh
Still has his eyes, lucky fucking bastard
I literally saw him over a pipe eating a face full of sparks once
HOW?
How is he so stupid yet so tremendously lucky?
Probably has a bunch of grit and carbon in his eyes.
Some men are made of tougher stuff
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He's pretending to see
Another time I saw him dancing in flip-flops when TIG (I think) sparks landed into them
I used to do dumb shit like that with grinders and dremmels until I started wearing contacts.
Yup: welding in shorts and plastic flipflops
At least for welding he wore a mask
What if they are positive you should prep productively?
So basically a day of an average sick chinese
Oh wait, they also spit on buttons too
fuckin do they?
haven't heard that one
you have got to be hiding your eyes and ears