Message from @Uksio

Discord ID: 689589465194430517


2020-03-17 21:39:34 UTC  

The harm in superglue injuries is not chemical, it's mechanical

2020-03-17 21:39:55 UTC  

People glue together lips, eyelids, fingers, anal cavity etc.

2020-03-17 21:40:14 UTC  

i ate lots of glue

2020-03-17 21:40:22 UTC  

And some of them make it far worse than it could by trying to pry it

2020-03-17 21:40:34 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/689589017481707571/glue.png

2020-03-17 21:40:37 UTC  

Hint: it will rip the layer off

2020-03-17 21:41:08 UTC  

@Steyr "Thick" Shotgun started the suicide plan already?

2020-03-17 21:41:13 UTC  

Naw son

2020-03-17 21:41:23 UTC  

Fun fact: if you were lucky to get superglue on *JUST* your eyeball surface and not an eyelid, - it does not stick

2020-03-17 21:41:32 UTC  

It will fall off the eye surface withint an hour

2020-03-17 21:41:37 UTC  

Happened to me

2020-03-17 21:41:44 UTC  

Not going to lie, I ate a bit of glue paste as a kid.

2020-03-17 21:41:46 UTC  

what a sticky situation.

2020-03-17 21:41:49 UTC  

nice cock, bro

2020-03-17 21:41:56 UTC  

a bit too thin

2020-03-17 21:42:00 UTC  

why are you playing with superglue?

2020-03-17 21:42:03 UTC  

maybe trim the hair a bit

2020-03-17 21:42:05 UTC  

but otherwise

2020-03-17 21:42:07 UTC  

a nice cock

2020-03-17 21:42:10 UTC  

If they didn't want you to they shouldn't have made it slightly minty.

2020-03-17 21:42:20 UTC  

I was making an architecture model and one corner refused to hold

2020-03-17 21:42:43 UTC  

@AdamBv1 why do you know what it tastes like

2020-03-17 21:42:53 UTC  

ate

2020-03-17 21:42:54 UTC  

@Kinky Kitsune (Coomer) enough cock rating, time for the taste test

2020-03-17 21:43:03 UTC  

yes go ahead

2020-03-17 21:43:04 UTC  

*Would* have been a nice cock
||if the tip wasn't chopped off||

2020-03-17 21:43:17 UTC  

30 years ago Elmer's glue paste was everywhere in schools l.

2020-03-17 21:43:26 UTC  

Instead of letting it be I decided to try one last time after having almost packed my gear
So I pulled the cloth with superglue onto a stick and it slipped again, launching a droplet of superglue into my eye

2020-03-17 21:43:49 UTC  

I instantly held my eye pried open and went to an eye doc

2020-03-17 21:43:52 UTC  

Sounds like a porn scene

2020-03-17 21:43:59 UTC  

Eye clinic was like 500m away

2020-03-17 21:44:01 UTC  

I mean, superglue can be used as liquid stitching - but that's for the *outside* of the body

2020-03-17 21:44:12 UTC  

By the time my queue arrived it fell out

2020-03-17 21:44:28 UTC  

superglue was priginally invented to glue wounds shut

2020-03-17 21:44:54 UTC  

If there's one thing you want to be careful with about superglue is contact with cotton. Highly exothermic reaction.

2020-03-17 21:45:09 UTC  

ok I definentely wont try that

2020-03-17 21:45:39 UTC  

Funny thing is that I got superglue into my eye THE ONE, SINGLE FUCKING TIME WHEN I DECIDED NOT TO WEAR GOGGLES (because i cleaned and packed them already)

2020-03-17 21:45:49 UTC  

Literally one time

2020-03-17 21:46:08 UTC  

always wear goggles

2020-03-17 21:46:09 UTC  

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2020-03-17 21:46:14 UTC  

All it takes is one