Message from @JULZIFICATOR

Discord ID: 514088608274186240


2018-11-19 14:39:09 UTC  

Keep healthy, but try to embrace your age.

2018-11-19 14:39:21 UTC  

You will just look foolish if you try to pretend.

2018-11-19 14:39:49 UTC  

The worst you can do is end up looking like the cat lady with 1000 cosmetic surgeries.

2018-11-19 14:40:32 UTC  

I had my head shaved for some time, just to see how bad it would be to turn bald.

2018-11-19 14:40:44 UTC  

After a few days, I was already used to it.

2018-11-19 14:41:35 UTC  

I hate having my head shaved. It fucking sucks.

2018-11-19 14:41:58 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/514087950385020928/Screenshot_20181119-201140.png

2018-11-19 14:42:24 UTC  

Whoa

2018-11-19 14:42:27 UTC  

Oi vey

2018-11-19 14:42:30 UTC  

I want to grow it out, but my parents are like, "No! I don't want my son wearing a fucking mullet!"

2018-11-19 14:42:36 UTC  

>>125751699 drop those pants

2018-11-19 14:43:26 UTC  

just put it in a pony tail

2018-11-19 14:43:51 UTC  

XD fuck man

2018-11-19 14:44:02 UTC  

i rememebr when i wanted to grow my hair out in higschool

2018-11-19 14:44:07 UTC  

had a justin beiber cut

2018-11-19 14:44:11 UTC  

wanted t grow it out

2018-11-19 14:44:19 UTC  

then legit last lear they stopped giving a fuck

2018-11-19 14:44:25 UTC  

my hair takes fuckign long to grow

2018-11-19 14:44:28 UTC  

eew

2018-11-19 14:44:31 UTC  

Julz Bieber

2018-11-19 14:44:35 UTC  

XD dude

2018-11-19 14:44:38 UTC  

fucking hilarious

2018-11-19 14:44:54 UTC  

i went to a strip culb with buddies when i was 16 (bribed the bouncer LOL)

2018-11-19 14:45:08 UTC  

eew strip club

2018-11-19 14:45:13 UTC  

and this drunk dude at the bar tell one of the waitresses

2018-11-19 14:45:19 UTC  

to go get me

2018-11-19 14:45:30 UTC  

im jus there like wtf alone at a table while my buddies were getting lap dances

2018-11-19 14:45:35 UTC  

and this fucking guy

2018-11-19 14:45:50 UTC  

asks me to give him a signature of justin beiber to give to his daughter LOOOOL

2018-11-19 14:46:02 UTC  

im jus like u know im not justin beiber right?????

2018-11-19 14:46:13 UTC  

and he was like ye lol idgaf its funnny

2018-11-19 14:46:31 UTC  

was the lapdancer by any chance his daughter?

2018-11-19 14:46:40 UTC  

lol so i signed it lol cuz i was fucking drunk as fuck

2018-11-19 14:46:51 UTC  

nah she was younger than me lol at least thats what he said lol

2018-11-19 14:47:03 UTC  

idk i get a weird vibe when i go there

2018-11-19 14:47:09 UTC  

lol like i get a vibe

2018-11-19 14:47:12 UTC  

that the strippers are like

2018-11-19 14:47:17 UTC  

WOW FINALLY NOT A CREEPY OLD MAN

2018-11-19 14:47:18 UTC  

but that guy gave pepsi during that march for freedom 😛

2018-11-19 14:47:44 UTC  

which dont worry i like the attention when theyre cuties lol or have their tits out