had a justin beiber cut

wanted t grow it out

then legit last lear they stopped giving a fuck

my hair takes fuckign long to grow

eew

Julz Bieber

XD dude

fucking hilarious

i went to a strip culb with buddies when i was 16 (bribed the bouncer LOL)

eew strip club

and this drunk dude at the bar tell one of the waitresses

to go get me

im jus there like wtf alone at a table while my buddies were getting lap dances

and this fucking guy

asks me to give him a signature of justin beiber to give to his daughter LOOOOL

im jus like u know im not justin beiber right?????

and he was like ye lol idgaf its funnny

was the lapdancer by any chance his daughter?

Oh boy https://twitter.com/VitoGesualdi/status/1064440181179133952?s=19

lol so i signed it lol cuz i was fucking drunk as fuck

nah she was younger than me lol at least thats what he said lol

idk i get a weird vibe when i go there

lol like i get a vibe

that the strippers are like

WOW FINALLY NOT A CREEPY OLD MAN

but that guy gave pepsi during that march for freedom 😛

which dont worry i like the attention when theyre cuties lol or have their tits out

but yeah is akward lol

they either think "creepy old man" or "Another guy whos friends wanna pay to have him lose his virginity"

LOL nah id have to wait till close for that

ofc

when ur semi attactive too

they dont tend to charge you LOL

but thats step 1 with any sex

Step 1: Be attractive 😄

XD LOL yeah i mean u gotta go look for it too lol

i havent had much sex but thats more cuz im oblivious as fuck

👏

like i can count like 6 times where i fucking didnt pick up on some signals

even one time where the gril pretty much explicitly said so

well as close as a girl thats not a stripper would say