it looks like i will be one of those long haired grey dudes, though

yeah lol pulla devin townsend

so go make periscopes

and have simultaneous sips

roger

The worst you can do with your body is to needlessly oppose it.

Keep healthy, but try to embrace your age.

You will just look foolish if you try to pretend.

The worst you can do is end up looking like the cat lady with 1000 cosmetic surgeries.

I had my head shaved for some time, just to see how bad it would be to turn bald.

After a few days, I was already used to it.

I hate having my head shaved. It fucking sucks.

Whoa

Oi vey

I want to grow it out, but my parents are like, "No! I don't want my son wearing a fucking mullet!"

>>125751699 drop those pants

just put it in a pony tail

XD fuck man

i rememebr when i wanted to grow my hair out in higschool

had a justin beiber cut

wanted t grow it out

then legit last lear they stopped giving a fuck

my hair takes fuckign long to grow

eew

Julz Bieber

XD dude

fucking hilarious

i went to a strip culb with buddies when i was 16 (bribed the bouncer LOL)

eew strip club

and this drunk dude at the bar tell one of the waitresses

to go get me

im jus there like wtf alone at a table while my buddies were getting lap dances

and this fucking guy

asks me to give him a signature of justin beiber to give to his daughter LOOOOL

im jus like u know im not justin beiber right?????

and he was like ye lol idgaf its funnny

was the lapdancer by any chance his daughter?

Oh boy https://twitter.com/VitoGesualdi/status/1064440181179133952?s=19

lol so i signed it lol cuz i was fucking drunk as fuck

nah she was younger than me lol at least thats what he said lol