Message from @queefburgler

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2020-02-28 02:33:38 UTC  

ya boi starting to get my muscles back under these titties AAAYYYY

2020-02-28 02:58:41 UTC  

at my peak i was 6 ft 225lbs with a 32 inch waist. made the 1,000 lb club in a 3 lift on ship. was constantly accused of being on steroids...im pathetic in comparison now. 6 ft 225 lbs with a 36 inch waist lol.

2020-02-28 02:59:19 UTC  

i have to wear 38's if im carrying my big ass pistol around

2020-02-28 03:00:08 UTC  

i was always able to transform myself radically in 2 months of concentrated effort which ive done 2 or 3 times in the past 10 years but this one seems like im starting from further behind the curve.

2020-02-28 05:25:06 UTC  

I've always been a skinny fuck, and then I stopped working manual labor and sat at home in my studio and drank beer,went from 5'10' 155, 30 waist to 195, 34 waist in the space of 7 months, currently trying to hang out around 175-180. I'm at 177 last weigh, 32" waist. Trying to keep my waistline thin but replace the fat with muscle. Oh and I want massive quads.

2020-02-28 12:49:37 UTC  

I’ve always been around the 200# mark Most off my adult life. I’m 6’1. 12 years ago I was at my lowest adult weight of 185 skin and bones. 6 months before that, my heaviest 250, fat Big Mac eating piece of shit. My “healthiest” was back in 2014. I was roughly 195-200. Could run sub 14 min two mile. Did “CrossFit” on base would regularly run 7-10 miles on weekends. Right now I’m sitting at 235 and carrying the most muscle I’ve had my whole life. I’m riding at roughly 20% body fat trying to get to about 15. I can bench 315 for 3 reps. Squat pr in October was 405, my knee is now fucked, was deadlifting 315 5x5 last week. I’m making good progress and plan to keep climbing.

2020-02-28 12:50:05 UTC  

Oh but my cardio SUUUUUUUCKS. Haven’t “run” in ages cause of my knee

2020-02-28 12:50:29 UTC  

Let’s see what ft Bragg wants out of me these next few weeks

2020-02-28 15:26:30 UTC  

As of this morning I've lost about 10 pounds (likely mostly water weight, I'm on the carnivore diet) in the past 4 weeks

2020-02-28 15:27:25 UTC  

Stepping on the scale and seeing 175 was a big boost to me today because I've been chilling at a skinny fat 185-188 for a long time before that

2020-02-28 15:32:12 UTC  

@Bard. Nice man

2020-02-28 22:47:21 UTC  

@Bard has the carnivore diet given you the shits?

2020-02-28 22:48:22 UTC  

It depends on how predisposed you are to a really low carb lifestyle

2020-02-28 22:48:46 UTC  

Personally I had that for the first couple of days but it evened out and I feel better than ever

2020-02-28 22:49:04 UTC  

It's just your colon getting used to it, it goes away

2020-02-28 22:49:20 UTC  

If you're interested, try it, see how sustainable it is for you

2020-02-28 22:50:57 UTC  

I think I’m going to in June. I’ll be out of town for work stuff on and off until end of May so can’t start it yet

2020-02-28 22:51:31 UTC  

Wife is on board, but she has to keep some carbs being a diabetic

2020-03-02 17:00:26 UTC  

I know ive only been back to the gym for about two weeks and been to two krav maga lessons and even though i know i shouldnt i steel feel let down that im not toning up i underatand it takes time but i still feel let down

2020-03-02 17:09:36 UTC  

It takes so fucking long

2020-03-02 17:14:05 UTC  

Yeah itbdies

2020-03-02 17:14:08 UTC  

Does

2020-03-02 18:12:44 UTC  

>Krav magay

2020-03-02 18:12:47 UTC  

Bro please no

2020-03-02 18:13:03 UTC  

^this

2020-03-02 18:13:04 UTC  

Don't let yourself get sucked into cringe

2020-03-02 18:13:11 UTC  

bjj or die

2020-03-02 18:13:12 UTC  

Learn an actual martial art

2020-03-02 18:13:29 UTC  

BJJ or muay thai

2020-03-02 18:13:40 UTC  

Don't do some meme jew shit that doesn't actually work

2020-03-02 18:39:38 UTC  

Meh

2020-03-02 18:39:50 UTC  

I do what i want

2020-03-03 00:21:09 UTC  

then enjoy getting bodied by some white belt in bjj or something when you can't find a handy umbrella lying around or something

2020-03-03 00:21:20 UTC  

krav magay dudes be like bro everything a weapon bro

2020-03-03 00:21:49 UTC  

bro what do you mean that pen i tried to stab someone with just makes them more angry bro

2020-03-03 00:23:01 UTC  

bro wdym he has me on the ground and that my PROVEN MOSSAD TECHNQIUES™️ aren't enough to break a triangle choke

2020-03-03 00:24:05 UTC  

bro dont tell me that military combatives are all useless garbage too

2020-03-03 00:24:39 UTC  

bro just grab their balls br

2020-03-03 00:24:47 UTC  

poke their eye bro

2020-03-03 00:24:51 UTC  

You Do You man

2020-03-03 00:24:57 UTC  

I really dont care