Message from @Grenade123
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My state
How about New York
"California prison workers will no longer be allowed to have sex with inmates"
guess this was a problem
California gonna charge to buy ammunition ayyyy
They were already gay
"Women may not drive in a house coat."
how...progressive
Kek
What about joint male-female prison dating seshes
Both can meet and talk and they can get some alone time
😮
"It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale."
i love how they had to make the exception for whaling
Wife beaters are strangler are exempt
So are murderers
Where’d you two meet?
The county prison
“Bitch what?”
"No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour."
guess they thought of self driving cars ahead of time. this was funnier a few years ago
"I met Hillary in prison 😍 "
It’s also a brick on gas pedal law
@Grenade123 actually smart
^
Damn bruh where can I read about these new laws
"Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship."
cali would want to arrest animals
It is actually a progessive law
Arcadia: "Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways."
Furries identify as animals
The Korean is going to bed
Time to strike 🔨 🕕
@Grenade123jesus
Baldwin Park: "Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool."
fuck those skaters i guess?
Belvedere: "City Council order reads: “No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash."
bureaucrats would write that and see nothing wrong with it
So dogs without leashes are fine
Sometimes I can tell if they’re going to grow up and be rapists
Ohjesus
I looked at it a 2nd time
No dog should be unaccompanied with or without a leash
Dogs not on leashes regardless of presence of a master are to be put in kennels and sent to pounds
Dogs picked up on the street cannot be put down for a year
Isn't making an ugly face at a dog illegal in Oklahoma