Message from @R9b1t
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"I met Hillary in prison 😍 "
It’s also a brick on gas pedal law
@Grenade123 actually smart
"Bathhouses are against the law."
you can tell cali once voted red.
^
Damn bruh where can I read about these new laws
"Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship."
cali would want to arrest animals
It is actually a progessive law
Arcadia: "Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways."
Furries identify as animals
The Korean is going to bed
Time to strike 🔨 🕕
@Grenade123jesus
Baldwin Park: "Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool."
fuck those skaters i guess?
Belvedere: "City Council order reads: “No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash."
bureaucrats would write that and see nothing wrong with it
So dogs without leashes are fine
Sometimes I can tell if they’re going to grow up and be rapists
Ohjesus
I looked at it a 2nd time
Dogs not on leashes regardless of presence of a master are to be put in kennels and sent to pounds
Dogs picked up on the street cannot be put down for a year
Isn't making an ugly face at a dog illegal in Oklahoma
Or something
However any medical ailments shall be attended to
Something like that idk
Probably so kids don’t mess around with animals
😮
But like
It's just fun
someone wanted NY?
hey, NY knows whats up "It is illegal to congregate in public with two or more people while each wearing a mask or any face covering which disguises your identity."
No sex meetings
"The penalty for jumping off a building is death."
What if you’re bungee jumping?
"New Yorkers cannot dissolve a marriage for irreconcilable differences, unless they both agree to it."
the irony here
I never knew there was so much squeaking when you move in the bathroom
I mean tbh she’s not that heavy but come on
I think she’s taking a shower or something