"If one is drunk in a mine, he or she could land in jail for up to a year."

This law makes sense

When S and N Korean militaries merge we should all get together for some war games

"Using a firearm to fish is strictly forbidden."

no shooting fish in a barrel i guess

Russians are going to explode again because of a leak and a shit idea for a submarine wires insulation

"It is illegal for women to stand within five feet of a bar while drinking."

Rape law

It’s an anti rape law

"You may not take a picture of a rabbit from January to April without an official permit."

No rape in the street

Fishing with a firearm

Not many people there have rabbits

But go on

>dumb laws
>California

this is gonna be a long list

yesssss

My state

How about New York

"California prison workers will no longer be allowed to have sex with inmates"

guess this was a problem

California gonna charge to buy ammunition ayyyy

They were already gay

"Women may not drive in a house coat."

how...progressive

Kek

What about joint male-female prison dating seshes

Both can meet and talk and they can get some alone time

😮

"It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale."

i love how they had to make the exception for whaling

Wife beaters are strangler are exempt

So are murderers

Where’d you two meet?

The county prison

“Bitch what?”

"No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour."

guess they thought of self driving cars ahead of time. this was funnier a few years ago

"I met Hillary in prison 😍 "

It’s also a brick on gas pedal law

@Grenade123 actually smart

"Bathhouses are against the law."

you can tell cali once voted red.

^

Damn bruh where can I read about these new laws

"Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship."

cali would want to arrest animals