But go on

>dumb laws
>California

this is gonna be a long list

yesssss

My state

How about New York

"California prison workers will no longer be allowed to have sex with inmates"

guess this was a problem

California gonna charge to buy ammunition ayyyy

They were already gay

"Women may not drive in a house coat."

how...progressive

Kek

What about joint male-female prison dating seshes

Both can meet and talk and they can get some alone time

😮

"It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale."

i love how they had to make the exception for whaling

Wife beaters are strangler are exempt

So are murderers

Where’d you two meet?

The county prison

“Bitch what?”

"No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour."

guess they thought of self driving cars ahead of time. this was funnier a few years ago

"I met Hillary in prison 😍 "

It’s also a brick on gas pedal law

@Grenade123 actually smart

"Bathhouses are against the law."

you can tell cali once voted red.

^

Damn bruh where can I read about these new laws

"Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship."

cali would want to arrest animals

It is actually a progessive law

Arcadia: "Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways."

Furries identify as animals

The Korean is going to bed

Time to strike 🔨 🕕

@Grenade123jesus

Baldwin Park: "Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool."

fuck those skaters i guess?

Belvedere: "City Council order reads: “No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash."

bureaucrats would write that and see nothing wrong with it

So dogs without leashes are fine

Sometimes I can tell if they’re going to grow up and be rapists

Ohjesus

I looked at it a 2nd time

No dog should be unaccompanied with or without a leash