It’s also a brick on gas pedal law

@Grenade123 actually smart

"Bathhouses are against the law."

you can tell cali once voted red.

^

Damn bruh where can I read about these new laws

"Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship."

cali would want to arrest animals

It is actually a progessive law

Arcadia: "Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways."

Furries identify as animals

The Korean is going to bed

Time to strike 🔨 🕕

@Grenade123jesus

Baldwin Park: "Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool."

fuck those skaters i guess?

Belvedere: "City Council order reads: “No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash."

bureaucrats would write that and see nothing wrong with it

So dogs without leashes are fine

Sometimes I can tell if they’re going to grow up and be rapists

Ohjesus

I looked at it a 2nd time

No dog should be unaccompanied with or without a leash

Dogs not on leashes regardless of presence of a master are to be put in kennels and sent to pounds

Dogs picked up on the street cannot be put down for a year

Isn't making an ugly face at a dog illegal in Oklahoma

Or something

However any medical ailments shall be attended to

Something like that idk

Probably so kids don’t mess around with animals

😮

But like

It's just fun

someone wanted NY?

hey, NY knows whats up "It is illegal to congregate in public with two or more people while each wearing a mask or any face covering which disguises your identity."

No sex meetings

"The penalty for jumping off a building is death."

What if you’re bungee jumping?

"New Yorkers cannot dissolve a marriage for irreconcilable differences, unless they both agree to it."

the irony here

I never knew there was so much squeaking when you move in the bathroom

I mean tbh she’s not that heavy but come on

I think she’s taking a shower or something

Now I feel weird that I’m gonna take one