Message from @R9b1t
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Fishing with a firearm
Not many people there have rabbits
But go on
>dumb laws
>California
this is gonna be a long list
yesssss
My state
How about New York
"California prison workers will no longer be allowed to have sex with inmates"
guess this was a problem
California gonna charge to buy ammunition ayyyy
They were already gay
"Women may not drive in a house coat."
how...progressive
Kek
What about joint male-female prison dating seshes
Both can meet and talk and they can get some alone time
😮
"It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale."
i love how they had to make the exception for whaling
Wife beaters are strangler are exempt
So are murderers
Where’d you two meet?
The county prison
"No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour."
guess they thought of self driving cars ahead of time. this was funnier a few years ago
"I met Hillary in prison 😍 "
It’s also a brick on gas pedal law
@Grenade123 actually smart
"Bathhouses are against the law."
you can tell cali once voted red.
^
Damn bruh where can I read about these new laws
"Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship."
cali would want to arrest animals
It is actually a progessive law
Arcadia: "Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways."
Furries identify as animals
The Korean is going to bed
Time to strike 🔨 🕕
@Grenade123jesus
Baldwin Park: "Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool."
fuck those skaters i guess?
Belvedere: "City Council order reads: “No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash."
bureaucrats would write that and see nothing wrong with it
So dogs without leashes are fine
Sometimes I can tell if they’re going to grow up and be rapists
Ohjesus