Message from @coattailsandbowties
Discord ID: 514447422324342805
those are badly ripped, if that what it is
we are the only doctors u need
Baking a cake don’t mean you can cook
Fix my asshole
depends on the complexity of the cake
use superglue, I hear surgeons use it
Baking = cooking
@Mr.Plague not before you buy me dinner
But anyway, yeah Plague head to the doctor as soon as possible, there’s some internal bleeding going on in your intestines that needs to be looked at.
Great
Nah
<insert gay joke>
Don't be a pussy
I rather die
or cheap cheese with added colouring Mr Plague, but get checked either way
But don’t listen to me, I’m just some random guy on the internet with 6 years medical experience.
You need an old-timey plague doctor
^
Bbl
Baking requires you to follow a recipe exactly, cooking requires you to adapt a recipe to produce the best result
Tbh you just need to admit you fucked yourself too hard with your bad dragon horse dildo last night @Mr.Plague
Don bringing that old man experience
You right
I got raped by a massive shit
I'm a shaman sometimes, I can prescribe eating ghosts if you need that
The funny thing this thing happened before
Going to the doctors is for pussys
Its ok guys it was just a big shid
@Kareemstar i mean he did admit to having haemorrhoids so there's a less sinister explanation...
Just take the bleeding from your arse like a man
Nah dont
@coattailsandbowties Missed that part
Can I do bathroom painting with my anal blood?
Aye it was small
But if that’s from Hemorrhoids then holy shit
Yeah sure @Mr.Plague
How do you wipe your ass so violently?
Anyway, was the poop black or nah?