Message from @Kareemstar
Discord ID: 514447761383620638
I rather die
or cheap cheese with added colouring Mr Plague, but get checked either way
But don’t listen to me, I’m just some random guy on the internet with 6 years medical experience.
You need an old-timey plague doctor
^
Bbl
Baking requires you to follow a recipe exactly, cooking requires you to adapt a recipe to produce the best result
Tbh you just need to admit you fucked yourself too hard with your bad dragon horse dildo last night @Mr.Plague
Don bringing that old man experience
You right
I got raped by a massive shit
I'm a shaman sometimes, I can prescribe eating ghosts if you need that
The funny thing this thing happened before
Going to the doctors is for pussys
Its ok guys it was just a big shid
@Kareemstar i mean he did admit to having haemorrhoids so there's a less sinister explanation...
Just take the bleeding from your arse like a man
Nah dont
Can I do bathroom painting with my anal blood?
Aye it was small
But if that’s from Hemorrhoids then holy shit
Yeah sure @Mr.Plague
How do you wipe your ass so violently?
Anyway, was the poop black or nah?
Nah
If the poop was black it's an upper intestinal problem
That’ll tell me if it’s internal or hemorrhoids
Brown and red
Brown an red
Right
So
The red will be blood in the mucosal coating
That's fine
If it's bright red its hemorrhoid
Stop wiping your ass so vigorously and use a cushion to sit down.
reenact the scene from IT with blood spraying around the bathroom but instead of it coming from the sink it comes from your asshole
wow
Okay...