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@Hammond_of_Texas morning, just saw the ping

And very nice @Papa Bear

Morning

Mornin

I'd hit that if she put milk in the bowl before the cereal

Absolute deal breaker

yeah I like a little madness in my wammin Hammond

Should I see a doctor for hemorrhoids?

@Hammond_of_Texas get out you heathen

@coattailsandbowties no

those are badly ripped, if that what it is

we are the only doctors u need

Baking a cake don’t mean you can cook

Fix my asshole

@Dino

depends on the complexity of the cake

use superglue, I hear surgeons use it

Baking = cooking

@Mr.Plague not before you buy me dinner

But anyway, yeah Plague head to the doctor as soon as possible, there’s some internal bleeding going on in your intestines that needs to be looked at.

Great

Nah

<insert gay joke>

Don't be a pussy

I rather die

or cheap cheese with added colouring Mr Plague, but get checked either way

But don’t listen to me, I’m just some random guy on the internet with 6 years medical experience.

You need an old-timey plague doctor

^

Bbl

Baking requires you to follow a recipe exactly, cooking requires you to adapt a recipe to produce the best result

Tbh you just need to admit you fucked yourself too hard with your bad dragon horse dildo last night @Mr.Plague

Don bringing that old man experience

You right

I got raped by a massive shit

https://youtu.be/Jy5X3UwnMy8

I'm a shaman sometimes, I can prescribe eating ghosts if you need that

The funny thing this thing happened before

Going to the doctors is for pussys