actually markus is a total wanker

*calling him dankula* <:hahaa:512751928816697364>

no

@coattailsandbowties I'll wank you

sue is infinitely preferable.

bc fucking is a sin

tbh takin people on coffee dates is a good way to end up not fucking them

if he's not careful imma steal his girl

Mister steal your girl @coattailsandbowties

dirty bean water

Coffee date is a good way to say "lets be friends"

^

Could you not to try fucking everyone with rank higher then you @coattailsandbowties

i kinda agree

coffee date is a cute thing you do when ur already together

@Dino ehehehehe

p much

but like

Netflix and chill gang

ur no shagging after that

wish i knew that before i took every tinder date i ever got out for coffee

But as a first date? No

and coat says she isnt gay...

I'll take anyone for a coffee

don’t even like coffee

Coffee and a nice chat.

i would say first date is a dinner more than anything idk

@Deleted User Hot chocolate then?

nah

@Cow

too forward in this day n age

are u asking me on a date @Dino

theres a website where you can buy people coffees online anonymously i think

so what do you suggest?

just get drunk with them and shag

Na mate.

few drinks in a decent bar

Hot chocolate makes me puke, like that picture with the dog projectile vomiting.

romantic

I just want to chat.

ah i agree