Message from @Tea

Discord ID: 525668623650652160


2018-12-21 13:36:44 UTC  

Maybe a HESH round and film it in slowmotion and see the flab react to the explosive charge.

2018-12-21 13:37:08 UTC  

The HESH round wouldn't go through the fucking absolute UNIT layer of blubber.

2018-12-21 13:37:14 UTC  

ERA armour is obesity.

2018-12-21 13:37:21 UTC  

A discarding sabot would over penetrate the 3 houses behind her.

2018-12-21 13:37:28 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/525668128601014294/AYTYye8.jpg

2018-12-21 13:37:32 UTC  

Imagine being so fat your body redirects so much kinetic energy you're effectively bullet-proof

2018-12-21 13:37:50 UTC  

Tempted to ping Atomikov for perspective..

2018-12-21 13:37:59 UTC  
2018-12-21 13:38:04 UTC  

Thoughts son

2018-12-21 13:38:22 UTC  

She is so obese there is probably fusion happening at her core

2018-12-21 13:38:31 UTC  

Get the heck out of my room I'm playing Minecraft

2018-12-21 13:38:32 UTC  

I wonder how many buildings a APFSDS round would go through.

2018-12-21 13:38:34 UTC  

14 inches of fat basically functions like vibranium

2018-12-21 13:39:06 UTC  

Who here is going to be sat on Discord all day Christmas Day?

2018-12-21 13:39:08 UTC  

Brainletium, when they're so fucking retarded your brain melts.

2018-12-21 13:39:11 UTC  
2018-12-21 13:39:14 UTC  

I might

2018-12-21 13:39:15 UTC  

I'm a sad cunt.

2018-12-21 13:39:18 UTC  

Not gonna lie.

2018-12-21 13:39:19 UTC  

Because fuck family

2018-12-21 13:39:26 UTC  

I'm alone for Christmas lol

2018-12-21 13:39:37 UTC  

Gonna be on some, i hate talking to family.

2018-12-21 13:39:38 UTC  

Same here

2018-12-21 13:39:41 UTC  

Same Tea. We can be alone together. Wait...

2018-12-21 13:39:49 UTC  

Smooth

2018-12-21 13:39:54 UTC  

What

2018-12-21 13:40:14 UTC  

Ok but seriously we're gonna have a friend group thing where we're all gonna meet up and we can do a friendsmas dinner

2018-12-21 13:40:23 UTC  

I'll cook.

2018-12-21 13:40:25 UTC  

Daww nice

2018-12-21 13:40:39 UTC  

@coattailsandbowties depends what you cookin

2018-12-21 13:40:43 UTC  

I'd like that, coats

2018-12-21 13:40:43 UTC  

This is really what the front of a m-60 Patton looks like, thickest front armor is actually one of these ladies

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/525668948352434176/image1.jpg

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/525668948352434179/image0.jpg

2018-12-21 13:40:48 UTC  

Toad in the hole

2018-12-21 13:41:02 UTC  

@Potato Man friendsmas dinner is christmas dinner but for friends. Turkey and full works

2018-12-21 13:41:03 UTC  

Man Patton's looked good.

2018-12-21 13:41:08 UTC  

Wish I could meet up with other southern Dank Brigadors. All... none of you.

2018-12-21 13:41:17 UTC  

You say our obesity is our weakness but in reality it's keeping us free

2018-12-21 13:41:50 UTC  

It's their freedom blanket.

2018-12-21 13:42:04 UTC  

It's their DU chobham armour

2018-12-21 13:42:13 UTC  

Turkey, yorkies, roast tattas, parsnips, carrots, good sprouts sauteed with bacon, stuffing, pigs in blankets, *literally everything*

2018-12-21 13:42:16 UTC  

Chubham armor