The Last MethBender (Discord ID: 313197981404758018), page 1

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2017-12-10 19:27:18 UTC [Sparta #breaking-news]  

@Broo TulsiGang 2024 πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ just got a job offer for january and i get paid waaaay less than i thought after tax

2018-04-03 14:42:08 UTC [Sparta #breaking-news]  

In my family the men did things that would break the geneva convention.

2018-04-05 12:35:40 UTC [Sparta #general]

2018-06-24 18:04:09 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Humpty trumpty built a great a great wall
Humpty trumptys wall had a fall.
along came the spics
now america is shit

2018-06-24 21:30:30 UTC [Sparta #general]  


2018-11-04 18:58:01 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Buckfast for dank

2018-11-07 11:01:55 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Who is best girl in mass effect πŸ€”

2018-11-07 11:02:02 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Its liara

2018-11-07 11:02:48 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Are the geth really based kebab removers?

2018-11-07 11:03:00 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Liara has ass

2018-11-07 11:03:08 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

And is blue

2018-11-07 11:03:25 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-07 11:03:55 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

We can all agree that mass effect andromeda has no best girl

2018-11-07 11:04:22 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Jack looks like someone who would peg you in your sleep.

2018-11-07 11:04:48 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Jack is basically fankula if he was a skinny american chick.

2018-11-07 11:05:26 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Bioware pandering to cucked gamers

2018-11-07 11:05:45 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Dosent jessica have normal tits

2018-11-07 11:06:11 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Those tits look like they need mass effect feilds to not sag

2018-11-07 11:07:00 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I wonder if they make the reaper noises when she takes her top off in the game

2018-11-07 11:09:06 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I rember an old gamergate pic where they give out better sxores based on how many inches of dick female game dvs take.

2018-11-07 11:09:55 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Playing suicide mission in mass effect.

2018-11-07 11:10:12 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-07 11:11:08 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Got all normandy upgrades and squad loyalty.

2018-11-07 11:11:41 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Gona yeet the collectors before i yeet the reapers

2018-11-07 11:12:25 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Ive never lost a person on the suicide mission

2018-11-07 11:12:57 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I may loose zaeed because in playing paragon shep and saved the refinery workers.

2018-11-07 11:13:50 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

In a way the asari are like the goblins in goblin slayer as they need other species to breed. <:kys:437239826392154112>

2018-11-07 11:16:48 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

When asari breed with themselves, the risk of ardat yakshi grows with each generation

2018-11-07 11:17:37 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Most asari with the mutation are infertile but some actually kill thier partner when they mate if the mutation is too severe.

2018-11-07 11:18:19 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

There is a codex somewhere in me3 mentioning that asari need to stop mating with eachother

2018-11-07 11:18:39 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Due to the growing numbers of them getting the mutations

2018-11-07 11:19:04 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Thats why there are shitloads of banshiea in me3

2018-11-07 11:20:06 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Big doggo

2018-11-07 12:02:19 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Just yeeted the collectors and no one died on my me2 suicide mission

2018-11-07 12:02:38 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Gona have the best start to mass effect 3reeeeeeeeeee

2018-11-07 12:03:01 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-07 18:23:07 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Liara is best girl in mass effect change my mind.

2018-11-07 18:26:46 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@FUCK fire your a big gay.

2018-11-07 18:27:03 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-07 18:27:14 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-07 18:28:05 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

How mach cum do you have to drink to be such a faggot.

2018-11-07 20:32:30 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Its the brown coats

2018-11-07 20:33:36 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Liara is the best girl in all of mass effect.

2018-11-07 20:33:54 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Liara is best girl

2018-11-07 20:34:35 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

The big gay is upon us.

2018-11-07 20:35:32 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

How many injections did you have as a kid?

2018-11-07 20:35:48 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

All of the injections

2018-11-07 20:37:34 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Using a wired controller to hang yourself.

2018-11-07 20:38:44 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

We need to send the retards to fight the goblins from goblin slayer.

So if an atractive muslim dude grooms a 14 year old white girl is ok?

Even if thr teacher is hot it is still grooming

2018-11-07 20:44:51 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

It hate whiteys so much that i spit in the face of white babies when i see them.

2018-11-07 20:46:55 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I feel.sorry for the undercover reporters and police officers that lurk in this server

2018-11-07 20:47:22 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Having to see this autism almost everyday.

2018-11-07 20:48:04 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-07 20:48:47 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-07 20:48:50 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-07 20:48:52 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-07 21:26:08 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

How can jews wear gas masks with thier big noses.

2018-11-07 21:26:46 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Can jews wear gas masks.

2018-11-08 19:15:53 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Are the septic tank still being retarded.

2018-11-08 19:16:24 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

It looks like a pink hairy walnut.

2018-11-08 19:17:41 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Should have done a before and after pic after no nut november.

2018-11-08 19:19:56 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Drink some pentanol for your stomach

2018-11-08 19:28:54 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

No such thing as a shit jojo meme

2018-11-10 21:22:43 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Jam wagon wheels are the best, change my mind

2018-11-10 21:23:26 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Tbh wagon wheels are trash compared to jammy dogers.

2018-11-10 21:23:52 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Jammy doger>wagon eheels

2018-11-12 18:56:56 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-12 19:02:20 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Dicks out for stan lee.

2018-11-12 19:09:27 UTC [Scale brigade #general]

2018-11-12 19:09:42 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Too soon?

2018-11-12 19:10:45 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-13 17:18:31 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

The office doggo just did a gian shit on the floor

2018-11-13 17:18:45 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

The office smells bad niw

2018-11-13 17:18:56 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Why did you do this to me pupper

2018-11-13 17:19:24 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I have to be in the office to 10pm and it smells like shit now

2018-11-13 17:19:44 UTC [Scale brigade #general]

2018-11-13 17:19:50 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Floor shitter

2018-11-13 17:20:28 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

That puppy did the biggest shit on the office floor

2018-11-13 17:20:42 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Size of my clenched fist

It gets worse bois

2018-11-18 08:56:02 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Work is bori g

2018-11-18 08:56:44 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

When no one is in the office yet, im tempted to put this discord on the big screeb

2018-11-18 08:57:42 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

The tap water in Airplane toilets is very good for you.

2018-11-18 08:58:05 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Also Lion Air has the best Aviation safety record

2018-11-18 08:58:20 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Lion Air is best Airline.

2018-11-18 08:59:32 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Somehow manages to crash a state of the art 737 max.....UWU.

2018-11-18 08:59:46 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Lolipop ia better

2018-11-18 08:59:58 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

'Internet degenerate'

2018-11-18 09:00:28 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I have no hair

2018-11-18 09:00:41 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Im bald rho

2018-11-18 09:01:08 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-18 09:02:21 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Wamyin are property

2018-11-18 09:02:39 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

They are to be bartered for goods and services

2018-11-18 09:04:19 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

The scottish were a mistake.

2018-11-18 09:04:39 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

The scottish were a mistake 'allah'

2018-11-18 09:05:24 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Was comicon any good this year, was stuck at work and could not go

2018-11-18 09:06:14 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-18 09:06:46 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Did anyone see the freddie mucuray film, its quite good.

2018-11-18 09:08:09 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Its as if a degenerate like freddie mercury was suddenly struck down with a mystery illness by the power of Allah.

2018-11-18 09:13:25 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Fray bentos looks like someone took a shit in a tin and put a pastry case over it.......tastes ok though.

2018-11-18 09:20:48 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Why do scots make square suasages.

2018-11-18 09:21:11 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Everyone else makes normal sausages

2018-11-18 09:22:20 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Its like the sausage makers in scotland had a diversity quota to make by employing tards to make sausages

2018-11-18 09:22:52 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Makes a square sausage instead of a sausage shaped sausage.

2018-11-18 09:23:40 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

The virgin square sausage v the chad cumberland sausage.

2018-11-18 09:24:20 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Cumberland sausages are the pinnacle of all sausages, change my mind.

2018-11-18 09:24:34 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Ketchup is better.

2018-11-18 09:25:27 UTC [Scale brigade #general]

2018-11-18 09:25:37 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Having that next week

2018-11-18 09:25:53 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Supposed to be one of the best breakfasts in london.

2018-11-18 09:26:12 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

It has bacon chops

2018-11-18 09:26:34 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

My nigga heinz got the ketchup game on point

2018-11-18 09:26:54 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Fawk owf

2018-11-18 09:27:03 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-18 09:27:15 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Heinz baked beans or branstons.

2018-11-18 09:27:41 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Anytging fits

2018-11-18 09:28:17 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

The only thing that fills your arse is saegons ego.

2018-11-18 09:36:38 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Looks like asparagus piss colour.

2018-11-18 09:37:03 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Looks like an underage girl in R Kellys house.

2018-11-18 09:37:27 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

R kelly likes Irl Lolis.

2018-11-18 09:38:53 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

The only time sargon cares about white purity is when he is picking up cocaine.......

2018-11-18 12:15:42 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

At least the kekistan strangler will be giving good handjobs in prison.

2018-11-18 12:16:01 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

A nice tight grip

2018-11-18 12:16:33 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Thats what happen during no nut novemver

2018-11-18 12:17:10 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

He strangled his mum like he will be strangling his meat.

2018-11-18 12:17:36 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Badum tss

2018-11-18 12:20:06 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

>Be me.... strangle my mom for telling me off.
>Hand touches moms neck, moms neck is close to her mouth that sucks my stepfathers dick.
>Pretty much get a blowjob.
See ya later virgins.

2018-11-18 12:20:41 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-18 12:21:22 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Oh god that reminds of something I wanted to unsee on twitter.

2018-11-18 21:39:05 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

who are we pressing F for this time.

2018-11-20 11:59:59 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Just replace the dry wall in your house and add extractor fans

2018-11-20 12:00:44 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

At least its cheaper to replace a wall in murica

2018-11-20 12:01:17 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

The best way to ensure that mould does not bother you is to take a bath with a toaster.

2018-11-20 12:01:40 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Your house is an alter to nurgle.

2018-11-20 12:02:23 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

You need some californians in your house.

2018-11-20 12:03:09 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Some californian chick told me her pussy will destroy gave me aids.

2018-11-20 12:03:46 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

California has good weather most of the year and mild winters.

2018-11-22 12:03:18 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Fucking coder language.

2018-11-22 12:03:32 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Speak like normis

2018-11-22 12:19:55 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Ahhh roblox porn

2018-11-22 12:21:26 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I wonder what pronoun anAI would use

2018-11-22 12:21:53 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Finally sex robots woll be able to fight back and say no.

2018-11-22 12:22:18 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Is it rape if it is a robot

2018-11-22 12:22:39 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

If they have feelings and are self awarw?

2018-11-22 12:23:50 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

We need to test how self aware AIs and androids are by raping them.

2018-11-22 12:24:16 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Detroit scares me in real life.

2018-11-22 12:25:36 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I cant prove or disprove that I am realy god and you are all my creations.

2018-11-22 12:26:25 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

The way to destroy skynet it to go on the darkweb and download lots of porn.

2018-11-22 12:27:27 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Remember that japanese AI that learnt how to interact based off of peoples tweets and it became suicidal.

2018-11-22 12:29:00 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

This is a japanese one that became suicidal.

2018-11-22 13:04:40 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Just saw a fat squirrel

2018-11-22 13:04:52 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-23 13:04:08 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

i wonder if dankula is snorting coke off sargons tits yet

2018-11-23 19:40:49 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Day 41 at the concentation camp they will be taking us to the gas chambers today.....jokes on them i can hold my breath for a very long time. There are quite a few women in the group and thier bodies will still be ya later virgins.

2018-11-23 20:57:11 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Day 41 at the concentation camp they will be taking us to the gas chambers today.....jokes on them i can hold my breath for a very long time. There are quite a few women in the group and thier bodies will still be ya later virgins.

2018-11-23 20:58:51 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

They were all bald anyway

2018-11-23 20:59:36 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

A burnt motherfucker called goldberg

2018-11-23 21:00:12 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

They took all my jew gold, thats the word.

2018-11-23 21:01:47 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

An erection inside you?

2018-11-23 21:03:01 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Biggus dickus

2018-11-23 21:03:11 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Whi remembers life of brian

2018-11-23 21:03:20 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-23 21:15:32 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Work is so fucking boring.

2018-11-23 21:15:43 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Just want to go home

Force them to wear the badge in public

2018-11-25 20:50:04 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Looks like russia is expanding it boarders

2018-11-25 20:50:33 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Putin is going to use his wargame red dragon skills

2018-11-25 20:50:51 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Remove ukraine

2018-11-25 20:54:40 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

When you leave a noose to hang yourself in the warhouse but some nigger finds it and calls the police.

2018-11-25 22:14:25 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Caatlevania is best anime, change my mind.

2018-11-25 22:14:44 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Catstlevania is better

2018-11-25 22:15:43 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Trevor belmont >joseph fagstar.

2018-11-25 22:16:02 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

All all of the joestars are fags.

Could be flour and empty whey bottles.

2018-11-25 22:17:12 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Fite me

2018-11-25 22:17:39 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

My stand is so big it can hold a tv on it.

2018-11-25 22:18:41 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I hear that you donate sperm in the sperm bank by spitting and farting into cups.

2018-11-25 22:18:52 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I hear that you donate sperm in the sperm bank by spitting and farting into cups.

2018-11-25 22:19:56 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Saw she-ra its only 50% trash.

2018-11-25 22:20:11 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Still better than jojo

2018-11-25 22:21:09 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

If i had jojos stand power i would use it it to bang chicks........

2018-11-25 22:21:35 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I only last 4 seconds so i could probably get two rounds in

2018-11-25 22:22:06 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I would get revenge on those twitch streamers who took my welfare checks.

2018-11-25 22:22:40 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@Creold since when do women have anything interesting to say?

2018-11-25 22:22:56 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-25 22:24:07 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Only huyites in this server.

2018-11-25 22:24:50 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-25 22:25:06 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Monica sent me her dickpic

2018-11-25 22:25:17 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

She is a trap.

2018-11-25 22:25:49 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Macdonalds are taking mages like the catholic church.

2018-11-25 22:26:25 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

You need level 57 conjuration to cast the long egg spell.

2018-11-25 22:27:45 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

The problem is...... the mucflurrys in my local store has more cum in it than a groomed 12 year old from Rotherham.

2018-11-25 22:29:02 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

To be honest those ice cream machines are a bitch to clean and most fast food places dont give staff enougth time at the end of the day to clean properly

2018-11-25 22:30:19 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

When i was working in a coffee shop they only paid you half an hour after thr store closes and to cleam it properly would take 45-mins to half an hour.

2018-11-25 22:31:17 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

So you either stay and work for free or not do the job properly.

2018-11-25 22:31:58 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Seriously, never eat a toastie from EAT. Or pret those machines are either not clean or not rinsed properly.

2018-11-25 22:32:42 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

One store had roaches on the counter next to the coffee machine and it was one of the main stores as well

2018-11-25 22:33:32 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

If i had the chance i would open a seafood resturaunt in my local area and call it PRAWN HUB.

2018-11-25 22:34:21 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I would give items in my menu rude names.

2018-11-25 22:34:59 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I would do salt baked clams and call it the fuzzy clam

2018-11-25 22:36:04 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I was drunk when i changed my name and cant be bothered to correct it.

2018-11-25 22:36:54 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I would not mind a tax audit i think i overpaid this tax year.

2018-11-25 22:39:30 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

We need richard spencer to save the whities.

2018-11-25 22:40:19 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I am actually an upstanding citizen.

2018-11-25 22:40:40 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I only beat my wife twice a day.

2018-11-25 22:41:48 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

As long as you dont beat your wife too much.... then you are a wholesome huyite man.

2018-11-25 22:45:10 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Who is rufus?

2018-11-25 22:45:23 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

No idea

2018-11-25 22:45:52 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@DUB3R5 you need to hack the game by deleting sys.32

2018-11-25 22:46:31 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@DUB3R5the river near the starter town should have fishing spots.

2018-11-25 22:48:10 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Yup south of lumbridge neat the fishing tutor.

2018-11-25 22:48:22 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Its near the graveyard

2018-11-25 22:50:01 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Do you think the shadilay strangler is giving handjobs in prison yet?

2018-11-25 22:50:08 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  


2018-11-25 22:51:26 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Some guy killed his mother over getting bad test scores and it turned out he was into kekistan.

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