Nipple

Those at that weight legit don't last long

Maybe a HESH round and film it in slowmotion and see the flab react to the explosive charge.

The HESH round wouldn't go through the fucking absolute UNIT layer of blubber.

ERA armour is obesity.

A discarding sabot would over penetrate the 3 houses behind her.

Imagine being so fat your body redirects so much kinetic energy you're effectively bullet-proof

Tempted to ping Atomikov for perspective..

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Thoughts son

She is so obese there is probably fusion happening at her core

Get the heck out of my room I'm playing Minecraft

I wonder how many buildings a APFSDS round would go through.

14 inches of fat basically functions like vibranium

Who here is going to be sat on Discord all day Christmas Day?

Brainletium, when they're so fucking retarded your brain melts.

@Tailed Feature me

I might

I'm a sad cunt.

Not gonna lie.

Because fuck family

I'm alone for Christmas lol

Gonna be on some, i hate talking to family.

Same here

Same Tea. We can be alone together. Wait...

Smooth

What

Ok but seriously we're gonna have a friend group thing where we're all gonna meet up and we can do a friendsmas dinner

I'll cook.

Daww nice

@coattailsandbowties depends what you cookin

I'd like that, coats

This is really what the front of a m-60 Patton looks like, thickest front armor is actually one of these ladies

Toad in the hole

@Potato Man friendsmas dinner is christmas dinner but for friends. Turkey and full works

Man Patton's looked good.

Wish I could meet up with other southern Dank Brigadors. All... none of you.

You say our obesity is our weakness but in reality it's keeping us free

It's their freedom blanket.

It's their DU chobham armour