Not gonna lie.

Because fuck family

I'm alone for Christmas lol

Gonna be on some, i hate talking to family.

Same here

Same Tea. We can be alone together. Wait...

Smooth

What

Ok but seriously we're gonna have a friend group thing where we're all gonna meet up and we can do a friendsmas dinner

I'll cook.

Daww nice

@coattailsandbowties depends what you cookin

I'd like that, coats

This is really what the front of a m-60 Patton looks like, thickest front armor is actually one of these ladies

Toad in the hole

@Potato Man friendsmas dinner is christmas dinner but for friends. Turkey and full works

Man Patton's looked good.

Wish I could meet up with other southern Dank Brigadors. All... none of you.

You say our obesity is our weakness but in reality it's keeping us free

It's their freedom blanket.

It's their DU chobham armour

Turkey, yorkies, roast tattas, parsnips, carrots, good sprouts sauteed with bacon, stuffing, pigs in blankets, *literally everything*

Chubham armor

coats

LOL

Gravy, bread sauce, carrots, peas

@coattailsandbowties so long as it's taters cooked in goose fat, it's all good

cHUBHAM

Everything

@Potato Man obvs.

Coats

you're a fucking good cunt

Which one of you bitches convinced me to try cooking with swedes because that shit turned out amazing

Me

o ye, thanks

@Sechesin swedes in a soup with some leek, chicken, rice an carrots is buff

Mmm

We call it magic mash, it's mashed potato, swede and carrot, with fair spice

PENG

Coats that's very nice of you to offer.

I made kjötsúpa, which is like a really herb-y lamb stew and used swedes instead of turnips. Shit was godly.