@V3xxed_G1raff3 Nope. Someone asked how much they'd pay to see Atomikov pished and I said a bottle of absinthe.

It's not about who gets the most expensive gift. It's about thinking about your loved ones, thinking about what will make them happy. I spent like £20 for presents on 2 people, but they're special and tailored to them.

oh fairs

jeez

yeah missus got me the best present, just a 15 quid phone case lol

Yeet

better be high quality stuff for that kid then

but the one I wanted

70% or nothing

@coattailsandbowties I ran out of food yesterday, miscalculated my food shop earlier in the week.

though I really ❤ the restored tape collection of kool FM recordings

that's fucking awesome too

My sister fucking loves flamingos so last year I got her a flamingo compact mirror, this year it's a card case with a mingo on it and a mingo pen

Yikes

Can yall not argue

why not just get her a flamingo

🤔

@Tailed Feature there's got to be a petrol station, or an all day tescos or something open?

@Callie don’t wanna shag you just choke you unconscious

@Leeroy because she shares a house

they won't care

Yeah they will

just say it's a pet and it identifies as a cat

@CheekyOGNutZach oh I’d be cool with that

@coattailsandbowties I cba walking that far.

Besides """santa""" won on the presents front, she got a mean girls-inspired cooking book and a playmobil xray machine set

(((Santa)))

@Tailed Feature yes but you need food dear

Jihad bells jihad bells jihad all the wayyyy
Oh what fun it is to gun down infidels all day, hey
Jihad bells jihad bells jihad all the wayyyy
Oh what fun it is to gun down infidels all dayyyy
Dashing through the sand, on a one camel open sleigh.
Off the roof they go. Shouldn't have been gay, hey

@Tailed Feature even though we all know obvs it's fun to pretend you know?

My neighbour will bring me some soup made from leftovers tomorrow. :3

@󠀀󠀀AK there are enough lines with terrible syntax to make me uncomfortable

I know, typing on phone is painful

nice neighbours

*yes but what about **today***

thinking about it ya know what I wonder what the old chap is doing next door

I got various bits and bobs but SOCKS

Tailed you need a girlfriend.

Coats is right I should walk to the shop. Got nothing better to do I guess.

he's widowed and he's lovely

@Leeroy Go see him.