If you expect nothing for Christmas you will never be disapointed. These are facts.

I don't have absinthe.

At least get something solid to eat

@Tailed Feature I don’t like the idea of Christmas it’s manipulative

@CheekyOGNutZach wtf sounds lewd

Merryshrekmass and to all a good ank

wank*

It's manipulative if yer a boring faggkt who can't have fun

i swear you said a minute ago you got a bottle of it tailed

Mry cripmus

Right well that's your opinion, you don't need to act like a petulant child about it. @Callie

@Tailed Feature on the peroni here

@Tailed Feature but I can so I will

@V3xxed_G1raff3 Nope. Someone asked how much they'd pay to see Atomikov pished and I said a bottle of absinthe.

It's not about who gets the most expensive gift. It's about thinking about your loved ones, thinking about what will make them happy. I spent like £20 for presents on 2 people, but they're special and tailored to them.

oh fairs

jeez

yeah missus got me the best present, just a 15 quid phone case lol

Yeet

better be high quality stuff for that kid then

but the one I wanted

70% or nothing

@coattailsandbowties I ran out of food yesterday, miscalculated my food shop earlier in the week.

though I really ❤ the restored tape collection of kool FM recordings

that's fucking awesome too

My sister fucking loves flamingos so last year I got her a flamingo compact mirror, this year it's a card case with a mingo on it and a mingo pen

Yikes

Can yall not argue

why not just get her a flamingo

🤔

@Tailed Feature there's got to be a petrol station, or an all day tescos or something open?

@Callie don’t wanna shag you just choke you unconscious

@Leeroy because she shares a house

they won't care

Yeah they will

just say it's a pet and it identifies as a cat

@CheekyOGNutZach oh I’d be cool with that

@coattailsandbowties I cba walking that far.

Besides """santa""" won on the presents front, she got a mean girls-inspired cooking book and a playmobil xray machine set

(((Santa)))

@Tailed Feature yes but you need food dear