@Callie don’t wanna shag you just choke you unconscious

@Leeroy because she shares a house

they won't care

Yeah they will

just say it's a pet and it identifies as a cat

@CheekyOGNutZach oh I’d be cool with that

@coattailsandbowties I cba walking that far.

Besides """santa""" won on the presents front, she got a mean girls-inspired cooking book and a playmobil xray machine set

(((Santa)))

@Tailed Feature yes but you need food dear

Jihad bells jihad bells jihad all the wayyyy
Oh what fun it is to gun down infidels all day, hey
Jihad bells jihad bells jihad all the wayyyy
Oh what fun it is to gun down infidels all dayyyy
Dashing through the sand, on a one camel open sleigh.
Off the roof they go. Shouldn't have been gay, hey

@Tailed Feature even though we all know obvs it's fun to pretend you know?

My neighbour will bring me some soup made from leftovers tomorrow. :3

@󠀀󠀀AK there are enough lines with terrible syntax to make me uncomfortable

I know, typing on phone is painful

nice neighbours

*yes but what about **today***

thinking about it ya know what I wonder what the old chap is doing next door

I got various bits and bobs but SOCKS

Tailed you need a girlfriend.

Coats is right I should walk to the shop. Got nothing better to do I guess.

he's widowed and he's lovely

@Leeroy Go see him.

Seriously.

and we've got a shitload of food we can hand off

I wuv socks

You said you were gonna take a walk earlier, make the walk include the shop <a:wink:506045278554554369>

12 mile round trip tho

Ew

SOCKS

Get a bike mate.

I've got a bike

COZY SOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Then cycle

@Eddie i want

@Tailed Feature yeah not gonna ask him around but definitely going to give him a stack of tupperware stuff

spose I could, roads will be quiet.

we've got food and alcohol up the wazoo

And mum got me this thing for uni

People don't give me enough socks and it's sad <:GWpinkuSadOtato:393081466176667648>

I GOT SOCKS