@Hatter sounds like testicular torsion

i think that's how it's spelt

kids are the worst std

let the doctor help you

fucking do you jizz less

oi nah

that's funny

you can't get a new foreskin loooooool

@coattailsandbowties mate why are you asking this

well

get out the bath you weapon

@Kingdilph i'm so confused

it's a cock sock

why'd the cat get deleted

i want that cat

@Prostagma i'm digging the blues rock guitar on the one after the cat

a good blues solo will always do it

@Razgriz no clue what that is but it's not bad

@Razgriz why though

go watch jojo

dgaf

did you know caught on a feeling was written by a pedophile

true story lads

yo

has anyone watched that new sabrina series

surprisingly good fun

that's what makes it fun

@tequila oi nah

or you could just sleep

have a bath

@Deleted User good to know

my school snaked me

told me i had to choose between history and science

@coattailsandbowties i studied it because i was good at it

@Potato Man just what i ordered

oi nah

bubois oh no

It’s fun finishing work just for lower back pain to set in

Trap markus looks like sasha grey

Mate my morning bus is always late

I come early and it’s still late

So just burn the catholics instead

Anyone see the people that made a grenfell effigy

Fucking cunts man

And the twats actually showed faces on camera

So they’re probably fucked socially

Pooo

Nice

Treat yoself don’t beat yoself

@Shmeh i like how you think mate

@senator palpamemes fuckin tune cunt

There’s more to dieting than calorie counting

How tall are you?@Octavia

I think we should start the manlet boxing arena

You short cunts fight us tall cunts

It’s fun being able to reach the top shelves

@Crawfoot praise jebis

@Blackjack got big hands too

@FUCK fire that’s not fun

@Blackjack what do you live in a hobit house?

Oi nah

93kg is pretty big

@Crawfoot that’s no nice habbibi

Don’t know what that means

@Leeroy nah he got an apron he good

Oi nah

@Crawfoot you can mate believe in yourself

That loving look

@Crawfoot what about a mate lending you a tenner for a draw

A cheeky bit of the devils cabbage

@Crawfoot thought you were bi

Lewdlynx yeah

We need more gay here

Anymore or just atm

Facts

I feel that

I’d kill some mac and cheese

Can’t be fucked making the sauce

@Tea add the sea salt and we good

Sea salt is healthier than table

Nah it’s relatively cheap

£1 like

Oh

Pink himalayan salt is buff

Wagamama aint got shit on wasabi

Wasabi is the bollocks mate

Nah not the sauce

The food shop

Ejacula

Loooooool

What a lad

He made the best joke and you kick him

Lads this traffic is a madness

I just want to go home and shower

It’s fucked

Fantano is a nonce

Homie didn’t put channel orange on the top 100 of 2012

Wasn’t on the end of year

Looks like a cat scan

@coattailsandbowties since when were you thicc?