@Callie see you'd have a point if I only saw my family on christmas every year.... not like we visit my grandparents every couple months, not like I come down from uni every couple months, not like we don't do things for each other at other times of the year. Reducing christmas down to commercialism is pathetic and completely missing the point about it.

Dude just get a bj like there are options.

@Tailed Feature Merry Christmas, hope you're having a good one regardless

Jihad all the way

merery chrismz

@Callie I’d tap you out mate

@Leeroy Thanks, you too. I have a bottle of vodka and a bottle of rum, that's my Christmas dinner. 😂

lol

Ohgod tailed no

@Tailed Feature you got sugar cubes and ice water for the absinthe

If you expect nothing for Christmas you will never be disapointed. These are facts.

I don't have absinthe.

At least get something solid to eat

@Tailed Feature I don’t like the idea of Christmas it’s manipulative

@CheekyOGNutZach wtf sounds lewd

Merryshrekmass and to all a good ank

wank*

It's manipulative if yer a boring faggkt who can't have fun

i swear you said a minute ago you got a bottle of it tailed

Mry cripmus

Right well that's your opinion, you don't need to act like a petulant child about it. @Callie

@Tailed Feature on the peroni here

@Tailed Feature but I can so I will

@V3xxed_G1raff3 Nope. Someone asked how much they'd pay to see Atomikov pished and I said a bottle of absinthe.

It's not about who gets the most expensive gift. It's about thinking about your loved ones, thinking about what will make them happy. I spent like £20 for presents on 2 people, but they're special and tailored to them.

oh fairs

jeez

yeah missus got me the best present, just a 15 quid phone case lol

Yeet

better be high quality stuff for that kid then

but the one I wanted

70% or nothing

@coattailsandbowties I ran out of food yesterday, miscalculated my food shop earlier in the week.

though I really ❤ the restored tape collection of kool FM recordings

that's fucking awesome too

My sister fucking loves flamingos so last year I got her a flamingo compact mirror, this year it's a card case with a mingo on it and a mingo pen

Yikes

Can yall not argue

why not just get her a flamingo

🤔

@Tailed Feature there's got to be a petrol station, or an all day tescos or something open?