Message from @Turtle

Discord ID: 529260295609122836


2018-12-31 11:29:05 UTC  

it says he is offline.

2018-12-31 11:29:08 UTC  

Alright boys

2018-12-31 11:29:12 UTC  

*tension builds*

2018-12-31 11:29:19 UTC  

He materializes

2018-12-31 11:29:24 UTC  

Im gonna go be drunk and smash a window

2018-12-31 11:29:30 UTC  

_drumroll_

2018-12-31 11:29:35 UTC  

@Todd Please don't

2018-12-31 11:29:35 UTC  

Later boys and have a happy new year

2018-12-31 11:29:43 UTC  

unfortunately guess who working tonight

2018-12-31 11:29:46 UTC  

Happy new year

2018-12-31 11:29:51 UTC  

You too bud. @Todd

2018-12-31 11:29:53 UTC  

Seeya, happy new year

2018-12-31 11:29:54 UTC  

Happy new year, Todd, have a great one

2018-12-31 11:29:55 UTC  

O O F

2018-12-31 11:30:12 UTC  

sorry to hear that Shmeh.

2018-12-31 11:30:18 UTC  

Masterbate in the toilets and give em a mess to clean up @Shmeh

2018-12-31 11:30:38 UTC  

comes with the territory, cant even drink after because driving,

2018-12-31 11:30:48 UTC  

tip your bartender folks, he wants to kill himself

2018-12-31 11:31:17 UTC  

I don't drink so i don't have a reason to tip bartenders.

2018-12-31 11:31:25 UTC  

but i will start doing so anyways.

2018-12-31 11:31:27 UTC  

cheers.

2018-12-31 11:32:11 UTC  

man bartending is fun as fuck on NYE, I miss that shit

2018-12-31 11:32:27 UTC  

ah yes

2018-12-31 11:32:36 UTC  

its going to be absolute bedlam, i cannot wait

2018-12-31 11:33:11 UTC  

Man, tonight I'm gonna get absolutely smashed

2018-12-31 11:33:15 UTC  

I'm scared

2018-12-31 11:33:28 UTC  

I'm not gonna do shit today and for that I'm thankful

2018-12-31 11:33:48 UTC  

last place I worked the bar the owner let us all get really fucked up on NYE and it was the best shift of my life

2018-12-31 11:33:53 UTC  

@Hammond_of_Texas That's actually a better way to greet the new year

2018-12-31 11:33:56 UTC  

better

2018-12-31 11:33:59 UTC  

I might make a new chemical before the day is over at work. But that isn't till later.

2018-12-31 11:34:30 UTC  

@Bonk our local pub just makes everyone pay £30 for NYE and you get all drinks free from there

2018-12-31 11:34:41 UTC  

nah fuck that

2018-12-31 11:34:52 UTC  

pay £30... free drinks?

2018-12-31 11:34:57 UTC  

open bar is a recipe for disaster

2018-12-31 11:35:16 UTC  

you wont drink 30 quid anyway, its busy and you generally can only get one drink at a time

2018-12-31 11:35:16 UTC  

£30 for drinks from 7pm to 4am

2018-12-31 11:35:17 UTC  

when people have no limits they will drink themselves to near death

2018-12-31 11:35:21 UTC  

It's like an "All you can drink"

2018-12-31 11:35:37 UTC  

that is true @Bonk

2018-12-31 11:35:42 UTC  

happens a lot.