Shmeh
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Day 3 of coming home from work and taking drugs. I'm worried I'm spiraling out of control
Nah, apparently jet this time
Ket
Tastes like ass, I thought Molly was bad
I can't smoke weed at all anymore. Which is weird
I think im baseline more stoned than most people,
Even sober I'm more chill than my friends when they're blazing
I've seen this kind of whitey before. Way to bring down the bell curve @Crysknife86
Nice paragraph, faggot
Sugar is more addictive than heroin
Not that I'd take heroin. I stop at molly
I have to have self control, an addictive personality needs to know hard limits
@Yagru I mean, it's not a default pfp... I guess
Shit taste in figurines.
Except rin
Only good one
Every now and then someone comes in here with proper mental stresses and we do help like.
We are cunts but we can be wholesome af
And what? Faggot
Prostate massaging is the patrician taste
It's a long ass day. 13 hour shift and an hours break. I might kill someone. Probably myself
Me
Too late I natted this morning.
I'm heading out tomorrow. I fucking deserve to be lit
Maturbation doesnt kill goblins
A normies meme at that
I'm a fan of can't remember November. Imma be fucked up every night
Not muffvember? Weak
Furry isn't a mental issue. It's a fucking plague
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*shmeh likes this*
Apologys are a sign of weakness
This has been a good break, I met a cute pupperino. Found ruger and had a sandwich
And I just met another pupper!
Can you not spell? I'm fucked on mdma and can still string together a coherent lump of text
Goos indeed whitey fag
Nah, none left just riding the high
@Atticus well, I AM pretty high
Wish I could smoke weed
Your not my lolfire
I'll lick your ass at least?
Pls yes
Nah licks are a sign of affection
The proclaims are playing in belfast soon
Oof!
You still fucked up @Octavia
Damn, I'm still coming down
Pretty fun honestly
Dont share needles kids
Sup fagettues
Witnessed
I can 3 star when Im sober
It's a fun weeb rhythm game
Just got gud
I hate most people irl, but that's because I work in a customer facing role
And my bf lolfire
Bartending makes you hate everyone
Nah I love it. Covered in sweat and drink, dancing away to tunes and making cocktails. It's like being paid for a night out.
Because customers are idiots
Let's walk through the average customer *snaps finger/waves money* "here can I get a drink? Kelly what do you want? Can I get a uhh harp, a strawberry daiquiri, a coke, another daiquiri and a Guinness"
You should be ready, bartender will come to you, ask for Guinness, 2 strawberry daiquiris and a harp"
I don't mind making them, but if your halfway through making one and they ask for another you just want to backhand them
Bourbon and amaretto sour
@Jargvolksvagon what's your strongest cocktail? Do you do long Islands?
Nah mate walk on
I calmly explain that all our cocktails have essentially the same volume of alcohol in them,
This one has more spirit names in it so it must be stronger
I love negronis
I will convert you, margaritas good, tequila raw bad
@Concorbar yes
@Octavia 35 illegal mezkal, 15 Cointreau, 25 lime juice, 10ml honey, shake and dump in a whiskey glass with ice
The fucks a starburst
Share with the class
I don't speak Yankee doodle measures
Coco pops milk? Noice
French martinis are simple and nice, pineapple juice vodka and chambord/raspberry liqueur
I drink cocktails in bars because I like the taste and thought that goes I to them
Why would you use flavored carbonated drinks in nearly any cocktail bar Moscow mules and darknstormys
Nah, cocktails are manly drinks
Cuckoo is always open @lolfire
Hodor from game of thrones bought it
Never do heroin. Ever
I've seen too many reports of people trying it once and ending up dependent on it for years
Just do mdma, ket and coke
Never again @lolfire
Yes it is.k holing on trips n s the worst
I have accidently started an impromptu pub crawl with my mate
4 bars so far.
An hour ago
2 pints in each pub, best way to treat a comedown
Send dudes
@Papa Bear you still dressed as he man?
Hot. Send pics
Tfw no tall athletic gf with abs
Kill him with fire
Ninja is thicc like oatmeal
@๓ ๓ AK goblin slayer
Your lie in april
Gintama, re-watch konosuba. @๓ ๓ AK yes. It is
2nd jojo
Or 3rd maybe
How was your trip to big smoke Roger? Apart from being robbed by 5 guys?
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