Shmeh (Discord ID: 374409992956018688), page 1

Day 3 of coming home from work and taking drugs. I'm worried I'm spiraling out of control

Nah, apparently jet this time

Ket

Tastes like ass, I thought Molly was bad

I can't smoke weed at all anymore. Which is weird

I think im baseline more stoned than most people,

Even sober I'm more chill than my friends when they're blazing

I've seen this kind of whitey before. Way to bring down the bell curve @Crysknife86

Nice paragraph, faggot

Sugar is more addictive than heroin

Not that I'd take heroin. I stop at molly

I have to have self control, an addictive personality needs to know hard limits

@Yagru I mean, it's not a default pfp... I guess

Shit taste in figurines.

Except rin

Only good one

Every now and then someone comes in here with proper mental stresses and we do help like.

We are cunts but we can be wholesome af

And what? Faggot

Prostate massaging is the patrician taste

It's a long ass day. 13 hour shift and an hours break. I might kill someone. Probably myself

Me

Too late I natted this morning.

I'm heading out tomorrow. I fucking deserve to be lit

Maturbation doesnt kill goblins

A normies meme at that

I'm a fan of can't remember November. Imma be fucked up every night

Not muffvember? Weak

Furry isn't a mental issue. It's a fucking plague

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*shmeh likes this*

Apologys are a sign of weakness

This has been a good break, I met a cute pupperino. Found ruger and had a sandwich

And I just met another pupper!

Can you not spell? I'm fucked on mdma and can still string together a coherent lump of text

Goos indeed whitey fag

Nah, none left just riding the high

@Atticus well, I AM pretty high

Wish I could smoke weed

Your not my lolfire

I'll lick your ass at least?

Pls yes

Nah licks are a sign of affection

The proclaims are playing in belfast soon

Oof!

You still fucked up @Octavia

Damn, I'm still coming down

Pretty fun honestly

Dont share needles kids

Sup fagettues

Witnessed

I can 3 star when Im sober

It's a fun weeb rhythm game

Just got gud

I hate most people irl, but that's because I work in a customer facing role

And my bf lolfire

Bartending makes you hate everyone

Nah I love it. Covered in sweat and drink, dancing away to tunes and making cocktails. It's like being paid for a night out.

Because customers are idiots

Let's walk through the average customer *snaps finger/waves money* "here can I get a drink? Kelly what do you want? Can I get a uhh harp, a strawberry daiquiri, a coke, another daiquiri and a Guinness"

You should be ready, bartender will come to you, ask for Guinness, 2 strawberry daiquiris and a harp"

I don't mind making them, but if your halfway through making one and they ask for another you just want to backhand them

Bourbon and amaretto sour

@Jargvolksvagon what's your strongest cocktail? Do you do long Islands?

Nah mate walk on

I calmly explain that all our cocktails have essentially the same volume of alcohol in them,

This one has more spirit names in it so it must be stronger

I love negronis

I will convert you, margaritas good, tequila raw bad

@Concorbar yes

@Octavia 35 illegal mezkal, 15 Cointreau, 25 lime juice, 10ml honey, shake and dump in a whiskey glass with ice

The fucks a starburst

Share with the class

I don't speak Yankee doodle measures

Coco pops milk? Noice

French martinis are simple and nice, pineapple juice vodka and chambord/raspberry liqueur

I drink cocktails in bars because I like the taste and thought that goes I to them

Why would you use flavored carbonated drinks in nearly any cocktail bar Moscow mules and darknstormys

Nah, cocktails are manly drinks

Cuckoo is always open @lolfire

Hodor from game of thrones bought it

Never do heroin. Ever

I've seen too many reports of people trying it once and ending up dependent on it for years

Just do mdma, ket and coke

Never again @lolfire

Yes it is.k holing on trips n s the worst

I have accidently started an impromptu pub crawl with my mate

4 bars so far.

An hour ago

2 pints in each pub, best way to treat a comedown

Send dudes

@Papa Bear you still dressed as he man?

Hot. Send pics

Tfw no tall athletic gf with abs

Kill him with fire

Ninja is thicc like oatmeal

@󠀀󠀀AK goblin slayer

Your lie in april

Gintama, re-watch konosuba. @󠀀󠀀AK yes. It is

2nd jojo

Or 3rd maybe

How was your trip to big smoke Roger? Apart from being robbed by 5 guys?

Nice, I got drunk after work

Akon or prez

Don't talk about my ma

Big TIDDIED goth girls

Night torch. Don't put your balls on anything weird tonight

I met a cute pupper yesterday

I wonder does Roger drink in the courthouse bar.

Weeb rhythm game good

That's a no then lol

Bar in lurgan

Nah I work in belfast. I wouldn't go to lurgan if I could help it

Korma sutra?

Lamb is best meat

I wonder what vegan bacon is like

You should see our staff vegan menu

Or chefs have a Sense of humor

The beef daube is 6 quid for roast beef parsnips and carrots

Tfw no tall athletic redhead gf

With abs

Why deny the tit?

Cock wise

No need to nut

DAZZIE YES!

Says the animal rapist @asda smart price

@Aya nope

I'll post hyper muscle anime grills to make you no nut dazman

Then what's the point of sex?

Masochist

I like you,

I have candles and ropes, see me

A teepee with your peepee

The tower of baebel

Haven't seen him in a while, been snapchatting a kinky chubby chick

Pierced nippiez tho

NUT

The guy below mo is gay

Me

Shmeh is gay for shmeh. Coolio

@TBORIOT I'll suck your dick faggot

Nailed it

Big things soon fam

And what? Fag

Don't say that, im in east belfast

I like my kneecaps connected to me

SHOW YOUR WIVES HOW YOU WON MEDALS DOWN IN FLANDERS!

Carefully

Bosmer master race

Cortana spies on my internet edge porn

Hey cortana, how do I disablencortana

I want to find a 5 pound bad of fat and pump it

Poopy

I mean I'd fuck both of you @Callie @lolfire

Tbf I'd impregnate a pillow right now

Lolfire is my pillow, I cuddle it and cum in it

What about 2 craws?

Just imagine

Step one, put a craw in a box.

Put your dick in the box

I think it would be like that after 15 craws

But if there is enough subs they can work in a rotational cycle

You need one person willing to switch and it goes fun

It's my black friends birthday. Tyrone is 20. I got him a family bucket from KFC and a gollywog doll

I mean, I'd suck a dick

Pegging is enjoyable

You think I give a fuck? I've sucked dick faggots.

Getting my car fixed tomorrow hopefully.

@Questgiver OK Jake paul

I prefer the term vintage meme

@coattailsandbowties it might look boxy on ya

OK flanel nigger

No lie, it's autumn. Wear oversize jumpers and get my boner

There is something wholesome and adorable about grills on oversize comfy clothes

Never, thankfully

No nut November is getting harder and harder

You are too pale to pull that off dear

Just speaking truth, if your as ashen skinned as I think, you need dark colours to contrast properly and eccentuate your form

Wine

(x) doubt

Or asos

Tbf I base your skin color on your avatar,

Guinea pigs are cannabalistic fucks

Don't be gulagged

Ask ruger

Push up bras are called collie dog bras, they round them up and point them in the right direction

Anime is wholesome

Or tearjerking. Not dickjerking

@big lobster pie I'll suck your dick

No

Boop or beep
?

People(male)

Astolfo is a cute

I'd fill his astolfhole

Gay

Lewd

This nigger blocks gary

U just want attention, you don't want my heart.

Charlie puth

Yes. @ brother cow.

F

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Truth is, the game was rigged from the start kiddo

I bet this was the whitey that tried to fight drunk cow irl in scarb

It was the anime related video dank posted. Anime spergs are the worst

I natted in lolfire, does that count?

If cow was your dad he wouldn't hit you, he'd take a belt to your ass

Even more gay name

5 out of 6 people enjoy gang rape

All these whiteys are the notification squad

I'll drag you by the ass son

Jesus, which mods dick got succed for the Texan to make rank?

I mean so are crabs

Thumbs up for two 16hour shifts in a row. Woop woop I want to commit rafter belt

Me either

I work too much

Nah I don't want to kill myself. If I just faded into non existence it would be nice

It's after Halloween. Tis the season

No happy November

Father I crave seratonin

Give me the happy chemical

@coattailsandbowties can you just distill some seratonin and fax me it?

It's a chemical, right?

@cig mouse I do tm want to do drag though

Real talk now, I'm glad I've got work after spending the whole summer stuck in my house unemployed. At least I can make rent, even if all I do is sleep and eat in the house.

And as a gift to myself, occasionally I take a dump

That's the plan for next summer, tour the uk gigging with my band

Nothing more straight than being stuck in a car constantly with 2 other guys and a lesbian

She is my gay Bae

Glory be to Gary, you fuck.

Yer maw is a foreign cuntry

I'm taking a week long tour of England in early December. It's been a while since I've been over

I'm going to a gay bar in London then Manchester and sheffield and that's all Ive planned so far. Might head up to Scotland too

I'll be driving. Because I'm not a child

@Fyre more like cheap red diesel

At one point Ill meet up with tailed and make music

I miss Aberdeen

Could be worse. Could be Milton Keynes

Morning tailed

Yes

Tailed can only be minister if he communicated via music

How can I eat tailed if he is typing

Sleeping pills after coke is the only way to sleep

Burn it to the ground

I get free lunch at work today

King boigah

Many tasty