Shmeh

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2018-11-03 03:47:27 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Day 3 of coming home from work and taking drugs. I'm worried I'm spiraling out of control

2018-11-03 03:47:47 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Nah, apparently jet this time

2018-11-03 03:47:48 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Ket

2018-11-03 03:48:21 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Tastes like ass, I thought Molly was bad

2018-11-03 03:49:01 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I can't smoke weed at all anymore. Which is weird

2018-11-03 03:49:58 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I think im baseline more stoned than most people,

2018-11-03 03:50:32 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Even sober I'm more chill than my friends when they're blazing

2018-11-03 03:54:54 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I've seen this kind of whitey before. Way to bring down the bell curve @Crysknife86

2018-11-03 04:05:27 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Nice paragraph, faggot

2018-11-03 04:07:38 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Sugar is more addictive than heroin

2018-11-03 04:07:50 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Not that I'd take heroin. I stop at molly

2018-11-03 04:08:47 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I have to have self control, an addictive personality needs to know hard limits

2018-11-03 04:11:31 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@Yagru I mean, it's not a default pfp... I guess

2018-11-03 04:13:17 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Shit taste in figurines.

2018-11-03 04:13:26 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Except rin

2018-11-03 04:13:29 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Only good one

2018-11-03 04:27:42 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Every now and then someone comes in here with proper mental stresses and we do help like.

We are cunts but we can be wholesome af

2018-11-03 04:28:37 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

And what? Faggot

2018-11-03 04:28:51 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Prostate massaging is the patrician taste

2018-11-03 16:23:34 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

It's a long ass day. 13 hour shift and an hours break. I might kill someone. Probably myself

2018-11-03 16:24:15 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Me

2018-11-03 16:24:27 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Too late I natted this morning.

2018-11-03 16:24:37 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I'm heading out tomorrow. I fucking deserve to be lit

2018-11-03 16:26:10 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Maturbation doesnt kill goblins

2018-11-03 16:27:09 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

A normies meme at that

2018-11-03 16:27:27 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I'm a fan of can't remember November. Imma be fucked up every night

2018-11-03 16:28:22 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Not muffvember? Weak

2018-11-03 16:31:19 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Furry isn't a mental issue. It's a fucking plague

2018-11-03 16:34:40 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

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2018-11-03 16:35:22 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

*shmeh likes this*

2018-11-03 16:39:37 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Apologys are a sign of weakness

2018-11-03 16:41:31 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

This has been a good break, I met a cute pupperino. Found ruger and had a sandwich

2018-11-03 16:41:48 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

And I just met another pupper!

2018-11-04 06:27:39 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Can you not spell? I'm fucked on mdma and can still string together a coherent lump of text

2018-11-04 06:28:01 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Goos indeed whitey fag

2018-11-04 06:28:18 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Nah, none left just riding the high

2018-11-04 06:29:06 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@Atticus well, I AM pretty high

2018-11-04 06:29:32 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Wish I could smoke weed

2018-11-04 06:30:56 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Your not my lolfire

2018-11-04 06:33:04 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I'll lick your ass at least?

2018-11-04 06:33:20 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Pls yes

2018-11-04 06:33:52 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Nah licks are a sign of affection

2018-11-04 18:55:55 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

The proclaims are playing in belfast soon

2018-11-04 18:56:41 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Oof!

2018-11-04 18:57:11 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

You still fucked up @Octavia

2018-11-04 18:57:56 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Damn, I'm still coming down

2018-11-04 18:59:59 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Pretty fun honestly

2018-11-04 20:24:59 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Dont share needles kids

2018-11-04 20:25:33 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Sup fagettues

2018-11-04 20:26:17 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Witnessed

2018-11-04 20:26:48 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I can 3 star when Im sober

2018-11-04 20:28:19 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

It's a fun weeb rhythm game

2018-11-04 20:31:18 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Just got gud

2018-11-04 21:09:13 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I hate most people irl, but that's because I work in a customer facing role

2018-11-04 21:10:53 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

And my bf lolfire

2018-11-04 21:11:06 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Bartending makes you hate everyone

2018-11-04 21:12:18 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Nah I love it. Covered in sweat and drink, dancing away to tunes and making cocktails. It's like being paid for a night out.

2018-11-04 21:13:05 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Because customers are idiots

2018-11-04 21:14:23 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Let's walk through the average customer *snaps finger/waves money* "here can I get a drink? Kelly what do you want? Can I get a uhh harp, a strawberry daiquiri, a coke, another daiquiri and a Guinness"

2018-11-04 21:15:19 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

You should be ready, bartender will come to you, ask for Guinness, 2 strawberry daiquiris and a harp"

2018-11-04 21:15:45 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I don't mind making them, but if your halfway through making one and they ask for another you just want to backhand them

2018-11-04 21:16:29 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Bourbon and amaretto sour

2018-11-04 21:18:01 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@Jargvolksvagon what's your strongest cocktail? Do you do long Islands?

2018-11-04 21:18:11 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Nah mate walk on

2018-11-04 21:19:12 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I calmly explain that all our cocktails have essentially the same volume of alcohol in them,

This one has more spirit names in it so it must be stronger

2018-11-04 21:20:04 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I love negronis

2018-11-04 21:21:37 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I will convert you, margaritas good, tequila raw bad

2018-11-04 21:22:12 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  
2018-11-04 21:22:51 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@Octavia 35 illegal mezkal, 15 Cointreau, 25 lime juice, 10ml honey, shake and dump in a whiskey glass with ice

2018-11-04 21:23:18 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

The fucks a starburst

2018-11-04 21:24:00 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Share with the class

2018-11-04 21:24:43 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I don't speak Yankee doodle measures

2018-11-04 21:25:20 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Coco pops milk? Noice

2018-11-04 21:26:22 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

French martinis are simple and nice, pineapple juice vodka and chambord/raspberry liqueur

2018-11-04 21:27:43 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I drink cocktails in bars because I like the taste and thought that goes I to them

2018-11-04 21:28:47 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Why would you use flavored carbonated drinks in nearly any cocktail bar Moscow mules and darknstormys

2018-11-04 21:30:10 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Nah, cocktails are manly drinks

2018-11-04 21:36:47 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Cuckoo is always open @lolfire

2018-11-04 21:37:13 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Hodor from game of thrones bought it

2018-11-04 21:37:31 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Never do heroin. Ever

2018-11-04 21:37:58 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I've seen too many reports of people trying it once and ending up dependent on it for years

2018-11-04 21:38:11 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Just do mdma, ket and coke

2018-11-04 21:38:50 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Never again @lolfire

2018-11-04 21:39:21 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Yes it is.k holing on trips n s the worst

2018-11-04 22:03:38 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I have accidently started an impromptu pub crawl with my mate

2018-11-04 22:03:43 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

4 bars so far.

2018-11-04 22:04:38 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

An hour ago

2018-11-04 22:05:58 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

2 pints in each pub, best way to treat a comedown

2018-11-04 22:07:42 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Send dudes

2018-11-04 22:08:51 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@Papa Bear you still dressed as he man?

2018-11-04 22:09:34 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Hot. Send pics

2018-11-04 22:10:49 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Tfw no tall athletic gf with abs

2018-11-04 22:15:39 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Kill him with fire

2018-11-04 22:18:25 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Ninja is thicc like oatmeal

2018-11-04 22:23:14 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@๓ €€๓ €€AK goblin slayer

2018-11-04 22:23:18 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Your lie in april

2018-11-04 22:24:00 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Gintama, re-watch konosuba. @๓ €€๓ €€AK yes. It is

2018-11-04 22:27:34 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

2nd jojo

2018-11-04 22:27:40 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Or 3rd maybe

2018-11-04 22:33:04 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

How was your trip to big smoke Roger? Apart from being robbed by 5 guys?

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