Cringe

i can make it more messed up

Do it

😂 😂 😂

i still think im going to hate these marketing people

Im too literal for their liking

also too ineffective at spoken and written english

I find that problem soup dad don't wprry

marketing people are fucking retards

Worry*

Ah, you one of those guys that talks like an instruction manual most of the time?

i am good at summing up that manual

and telling you what the data means

occasionally you get one that's neither a controlling sociopath or a fucking dumbass with no creativity, and they're the only ones that are really necessary

but 99.5% of them are fucking morons

well im creative enough, but i dont care enough to market a good

I will tell you what it does

what it can do

here is price

you dont need me to talk you into it like you are a fucking 6 year old

god I wish there were more ads like that

less "IT'LL DO EVERYTHING BUT FUCK YOUR WIFE FOR YOU!"

"The brand new SoupMobile, it goes 0-60 in 6 seconds, it gets 30MPG, and it looks fine, cheap enough, what else do you want"

thats about the extent ill go

there's a computer store called MSY that runs on that premise

how r u jackie

Is the Discord desktop app not working for anyone else?

no

"It's this. Price: this much."

im using it right now

I can convince people , but only with facts

Mine is stuck on this screen, but it's working perfectly in Firefox 🤔

Im not making up some shit to talk them into it

Oh.

Jackie it will almost never finish updating

Its a glitch ive had before

sounds like you're one of the necessary ones I was talking about

you have to uninstall it pretty much

Will try restarting

prepare to deal with a lot of retards and power hungry retards