Message from @soup dad

Discord ID: 531120695103586304


2019-01-05 14:40:36 UTC  

what

2019-01-05 14:40:40 UTC  

im not salty at all lmao

2019-01-05 14:40:50 UTC  

bonk mostly makes the porn channels good to look at

2019-01-05 14:40:53 UTC  

not much dumb shit in them

2019-01-05 14:41:06 UTC  

instead of really gay shit its just good gay shit

2019-01-05 14:41:09 UTC  

or good straight porn

2019-01-05 14:41:41 UTC  

I love how messed up this discord is, it's everything I thought it would be and moreπŸ˜‚

2019-01-05 14:41:56 UTC  

Cringe

2019-01-05 14:42:03 UTC  

i can make it more messed up

2019-01-05 14:42:10 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/531120230030770189/5aq2356aq7.png

2019-01-05 14:42:26 UTC  

Do it

2019-01-05 14:42:45 UTC  

πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚

2019-01-05 14:42:48 UTC  

i still think im going to hate these marketing people

2019-01-05 14:42:59 UTC  

Im too literal for their liking

2019-01-05 14:43:12 UTC  

also too ineffective at spoken and written english

2019-01-05 14:43:30 UTC  

I find that problem soup dad don't wprry

2019-01-05 14:43:32 UTC  

marketing people are fucking retards

2019-01-05 14:43:33 UTC  

Worry*

2019-01-05 14:43:42 UTC  

Ah, you one of those guys that talks like an instruction manual most of the time?

2019-01-05 14:43:52 UTC  

i am good at summing up that manual

2019-01-05 14:44:01 UTC  

and telling you what the data means

2019-01-05 14:44:05 UTC  

occasionally you get one that's neither a controlling sociopath or a fucking dumbass with no creativity, and they're the only ones that are really necessary

2019-01-05 14:44:19 UTC  

but 99.5% of them are fucking morons

2019-01-05 14:44:26 UTC  

well im creative enough, but i dont care enough to market a good

2019-01-05 14:44:31 UTC  

I will tell you what it does

2019-01-05 14:44:33 UTC  

what it can do

2019-01-05 14:44:34 UTC  

here is price

2019-01-05 14:44:45 UTC  

you dont need me to talk you into it like you are a fucking 6 year old

2019-01-05 14:44:47 UTC  

god I wish there were more ads like that

2019-01-05 14:45:11 UTC  

less "IT'LL DO EVERYTHING BUT FUCK YOUR WIFE FOR YOU!"

2019-01-05 14:45:26 UTC  

"The brand new SoupMobile, it goes 0-60 in 6 seconds, it gets 30MPG, and it looks fine, cheap enough, what else do you want"

2019-01-05 14:45:34 UTC  

thats about the extent ill go

2019-01-05 14:45:48 UTC  

there's a computer store called MSY that runs on that premise

2019-01-05 14:45:54 UTC  

how r u jackie

2019-01-05 14:45:55 UTC  

Is the Discord desktop app not working for anyone else?

2019-01-05 14:45:59 UTC  

no

2019-01-05 14:46:00 UTC  

"It's this. Price: this much."

2019-01-05 14:46:01 UTC  

im using it right now

2019-01-05 14:46:17 UTC  

I can convince people , but only with facts

2019-01-05 14:46:21 UTC  

Mine is stuck on this screen, but it's working perfectly in Firefox πŸ€”

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/531121282578644992/unknown.png

2019-01-05 14:46:24 UTC  

Im not making up some shit to talk them into it