Message from @soup dad
Discord ID: 531120828796895232
or good straight porn
I love how messed up this discord is, it's everything I thought it would be and moreπ
Cringe
i can make it more messed up
Do it
π π π
i still think im going to hate these marketing people
Im too literal for their liking
also too ineffective at spoken and written english
I find that problem soup dad don't wprry
marketing people are fucking retards
Worry*
Ah, you one of those guys that talks like an instruction manual most of the time?
i am good at summing up that manual
and telling you what the data means
occasionally you get one that's neither a controlling sociopath or a fucking dumbass with no creativity, and they're the only ones that are really necessary
but 99.5% of them are fucking morons
well im creative enough, but i dont care enough to market a good
I will tell you what it does
here is price
you dont need me to talk you into it like you are a fucking 6 year old
god I wish there were more ads like that
less "IT'LL DO EVERYTHING BUT FUCK YOUR WIFE FOR YOU!"
"The brand new SoupMobile, it goes 0-60 in 6 seconds, it gets 30MPG, and it looks fine, cheap enough, what else do you want"
thats about the extent ill go
there's a computer store called MSY that runs on that premise
how r u jackie
Is the Discord desktop app not working for anyone else?
no
"It's this. Price: this much."
im using it right now
I can convince people , but only with facts
Mine is stuck on this screen, but it's working perfectly in Firefox π€
Im not making up some shit to talk them into it
Oh.
Jackie it will almost never finish updating
Its a glitch ive had before
sounds like you're one of the necessary ones I was talking about
you have to uninstall it pretty much