it isnt

you are just a contrarian liberal fuck

it's not my porn chat

it's everyone's

I thought 2of3 were

we dont talk about 3

Well soup dad put way too much salt in his soup

what

nah I contribute heavily but it's not my room

what

im not salty at all lmao

bonk mostly makes the porn channels good to look at

not much dumb shit in them

instead of really gay shit its just good gay shit

or good straight porn

I love how messed up this discord is, it's everything I thought it would be and more😂

Cringe

i can make it more messed up

Do it

😂 😂 😂

i still think im going to hate these marketing people

Im too literal for their liking

also too ineffective at spoken and written english

I find that problem soup dad don't wprry

marketing people are fucking retards

Worry*

Ah, you one of those guys that talks like an instruction manual most of the time?

i am good at summing up that manual

and telling you what the data means

occasionally you get one that's neither a controlling sociopath or a fucking dumbass with no creativity, and they're the only ones that are really necessary

but 99.5% of them are fucking morons

well im creative enough, but i dont care enough to market a good

I will tell you what it does

what it can do

here is price

you dont need me to talk you into it like you are a fucking 6 year old

god I wish there were more ads like that

less "IT'LL DO EVERYTHING BUT FUCK YOUR WIFE FOR YOU!"

"The brand new SoupMobile, it goes 0-60 in 6 seconds, it gets 30MPG, and it looks fine, cheap enough, what else do you want"

thats about the extent ill go