Message from @zalfir
Discord ID: 531120770240479282
bonk mostly makes the porn channels good to look at
not much dumb shit in them
instead of really gay shit its just good gay shit
or good straight porn
I love how messed up this discord is, it's everything I thought it would be and moreπ
Cringe
i can make it more messed up
Do it
π π π
i still think im going to hate these marketing people
Im too literal for their liking
also too ineffective at spoken and written english
I find that problem soup dad don't wprry
marketing people are fucking retards
Worry*
Ah, you one of those guys that talks like an instruction manual most of the time?
i am good at summing up that manual
and telling you what the data means
occasionally you get one that's neither a controlling sociopath or a fucking dumbass with no creativity, and they're the only ones that are really necessary
well im creative enough, but i dont care enough to market a good
I will tell you what it does
what it can do
here is price
you dont need me to talk you into it like you are a fucking 6 year old
god I wish there were more ads like that
less "IT'LL DO EVERYTHING BUT FUCK YOUR WIFE FOR YOU!"
"The brand new SoupMobile, it goes 0-60 in 6 seconds, it gets 30MPG, and it looks fine, cheap enough, what else do you want"
thats about the extent ill go
there's a computer store called MSY that runs on that premise
how r u jackie
Is the Discord desktop app not working for anyone else?
no
"It's this. Price: this much."
im using it right now
I can convince people , but only with facts
Mine is stuck on this screen, but it's working perfectly in Firefox π€
Im not making up some shit to talk them into it
Oh.
Jackie it will almost never finish updating