Smart!

i've *never* scientifically analysed the burning of a homeless guy to determine the viability of using people for energy sources.....

nope

or so i heard

fat has an energy density equivalent of petrol

Morning

morning

It could be harnessed as energy just not in it's lipid state right?

or just ask a mortician who operates a crematorium?

so you're saying feminism is just an investment in renewable energy

human fat is basically tallow, but it needs to be processed. in vivo it isn't significantly combustible until a frankly ridiculously high temperature has been reached, enough that the energy requirement to initialise the reaction is prohibitive to actually gaining net energy

ok nerd

@Blitzbotv2 yeah but crematoriums aren't trying to achieve a net energy gain are they?

lol

just imagine the evil giggle because it doesn't translate well into text

Huh

@coattailsandbowties I think you are going too deep into this

start your first ever crematorium/power supplier, dispose of bodies for free, and sell the energy

could be a by product for crematoriums to increase productivity tbh

https://blogs.scientificamerican.com/news-blog/biodiesel-from-human-fat-illegal-no-2008-12-29/

illegal?

i mean it *could* if it were energetically feasible....

but it's not

local laws don't really interest me, personally

think of the tag lines though "send grandpa on his way peaceably, while simultaneously generating enough energy to operate a vibrator for 55 hours"

also adipose tissue has to go trhough significant treatment in order to render biofuel, so does not factor into the argument of burning gays for energy

......there's totally an innocent explanation for me knowing all this...

promise

I believe you

aye its called learning chemistry you fucking gimp

its no some cryptic shit

burning gays for energy 😂

How else does hell burn so hot?

i mean we didn't exactly study the viability of burning human flesh for net energy gain in my lecture courses but that's neither here nor there

Ah, I remember this line of research. Awkward conversation to have with your parents and the school superintendent in 7th grade.

need fucking @Turtle to swoop in here and be like "ive burnt like 20 niggas and heres my paper on it"

@JamieDG https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqdDjNAyPdA

hey turtle says i'm good at chemistry <:cryrage:535574085883920436>

When he leaves voice call, "Oh, be right back, weave-filter needs changing."

hol up

he says my chemistry memes are very applicable