Gays are exofabulous.

people don't actually make good energy sources.

speak for yourself

Gays are pyrophoric if you throw them hard enough, Ruger.

the flash point of fat is *way* too high to be a viable combustion material

Gays have a closer relationship with their own poop than **normal** straight people who love the pussy

I'm a good energy source

Burn my farts

You will just release AIDS into the atmosphere and then it will rain AIDS everywhere. Have you not seen Return of the Living Dead?

Simple

.....i mean i totally dont know this

Bonk's the real scientist

I suppose you could just throw them from a high place and harness the kinetic energy

human fat candles work fine, though

Smart!

i've *never* scientifically analysed the burning of a homeless guy to determine the viability of using people for energy sources.....

nope

or so i heard

fat has an energy density equivalent of petrol

Morning

morning

It could be harnessed as energy just not in it's lipid state right?

or just ask a mortician who operates a crematorium?

so you're saying feminism is just an investment in renewable energy

human fat is basically tallow, but it needs to be processed. in vivo it isn't significantly combustible until a frankly ridiculously high temperature has been reached, enough that the energy requirement to initialise the reaction is prohibitive to actually gaining net energy

ok nerd

@Blitzbotv2 yeah but crematoriums aren't trying to achieve a net energy gain are they?

lol

just imagine the evil giggle because it doesn't translate well into text

Huh

@coattailsandbowties I think you are going too deep into this

start your first ever crematorium/power supplier, dispose of bodies for free, and sell the energy

could be a by product for crematoriums to increase productivity tbh

https://blogs.scientificamerican.com/news-blog/biodiesel-from-human-fat-illegal-no-2008-12-29/

illegal?

i mean it *could* if it were energetically feasible....

but it's not

local laws don't really interest me, personally

think of the tag lines though "send grandpa on his way peaceably, while simultaneously generating enough energy to operate a vibrator for 55 hours"

also adipose tissue has to go trhough significant treatment in order to render biofuel, so does not factor into the argument of burning gays for energy

......there's totally an innocent explanation for me knowing all this...