Porn printed on paper will be worth its weight in cum

So I went to Home Depot

They’re out of masks

Should’ve seen this coming

I even took Metokur’s advice and said I was laying sheet rock

when the chinks wipe us all out

if we survive

who agrees to sail to china and kill some commies

Yes.

Get some fire bombs

About done prepping, I have about 8 months of food now. I also have gas, a generator and a new shotgun. Gonna buy ammo tomorrow.

gonna try to prep but probably hide it from family

I've got limited funds, but gonna do what I can

Goggles that will mix with respirator at some point

>tfw want to make at least minor preparations but my parents would throw anything I get out and monitor everything I buy

i updated the safety guide we made a while back @keknomancer

Yeet, I'm also basically hiding the prepping from my family but we're stocked up on food, water won't most likely go out and if it did we have a rain barrel. The pickled stuff in the cellar and other stuff in the freezer can last us a month and we have a garden with a spinach infestation, that spinach only could feed us for another month. We also have an almond tree and a few pine trees for Vitamin C

There are cornfields nearby do I'm definitely planning on going stealing as much as possible this summer

Also gonna try pickle some

@Bot. why the fuck would they do that? Oh look, our child bought himself a gas mask, let's throw that shit out

because my dad is peak neoliberal and believes literally everything he sees on TV, and if I believe anything different then I've "fallen for insane far right conspiracies" and shit

Jeez, how old are you?

17

3 more months and then hopefully I'm free to hopefully go and live in Namibia

God, he doesn't trust you at all

well the weird thing is is that he trusts me to keep on top of my grades, drive, manage my money, etc it's only my political views he's super controlling on

bascially, he's putting full confidence in me not to fuck up my life but god forbid I form my own opinion

It's why you should shit on your parents bed and shit before you leave for nambia

well I'm not 100% dead set on Namibia, Botswana is also a good candidate. I'm all set to really go anywhere in Africa though, just a high school degree and a decent amount of savings will take you far

Come to me to Czech republic

@Bot. im 17 aswell, im 18 on may third

ngl chief, I'm fed up with the first world so I'm not comin to the Czech republic

>first world

We're literally the ghetto of middle Europe

im actualy planing to travel to the tschechoslowakai

bruh no you're not that's Slovakia

when things real go upside down

Nah, we're the ghetto and Slovakia is the ghetto of the ghetto