17/USA/lifting and camping

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Californians are invading Colorado, we don't need corona to come with them

I'm sick too so I'm hoping I don't have corona

I've been throwing up and my head has been spinning for like 4 days now

yeah I know I'm just fuckin around

I'm actually really into this corona shit so I know I'm good

it hopefully won't spread out to buttfuck nowhere and will stay on the coast and big cities

if you do please go to israel

I'm hoping it fucking kills Brazil

god I hate Brazil so much it's unreal

natural selection baby

that's good tho because I have a really good immune system

this is the first time I've been sick in like 4 years

I'm just hoping it doesn't hit Botswana cause I love Botswana but those niggas probably wouldn't survive it

on one hand I like that because then Africans won't overwhelm white people, but on the other hand I don't like that because I really do love Africa and want Africa to prosper

but not Togo

fuck them niggas

bruh

damn not Nigeria

I've talked with a number of Nigerians they're cool as fuck

genuinely some of the funniest guys I"ve ever talked to

not a pandemic just chill

it's the flu

I promise

come on guys

we don't use the word pandemic anymore

ngl tho I'm very happy that being racist to Chinese people is acceptable

fucking hate Chinese so much

wow

awesome

the norks are either in an epidemic and just not letting the world know or they're doing that shit cause if they actually let that shit spread even a little their whole thing is fucked, nobody in their country has the strength to fight that shit and medical services are a meme

TV above fireplace is peak living room aesthetic

I got two friends who have TVs above fireplaces and it's fine

Is Dark Souls actually fun? I don't really have a lot of fun playing games but it looks interesting and I kind of want to play it.

Hi Frank, I'm dad

k but is it fun?

okay then

here's to hoping google gets fucking destroyed by corona

it's pretty good

How many games do you have?

I see.
Windows are comfy and good don't reduce them

>/v/

where the bathroom

I see

my dream house I suppose is a bunker in the middle of the woods somewhere in New England

or a massive farmhouse in Kenya

or Zambia

both great countries I would love to live in

I want to go back to Zambia

Zambia was fun it's where I've had my only paranormal experience

maybe

I didn't see anything, just heard some weird shit

so maybe it was some witch doctor something all I know is that it was scared off by a couple of drunk guys passing by and being loud

https://tenor.com/view/car-speedrun-car-wash-crash-accident-gif-16265370

bruh

god I hate trannies so much

fucking annoying cunts

Always make fun of people who put money down for discord

when you literally give money to the pedophiles and furries who run this shit

nah not skype either

we going to back to teamspeak

noecons are fucking pathetic holy shit

>tfw want to make at least minor preparations but my parents would throw anything I get out and monitor everything I buy

I fucking hope there's a nuclear fallout. I hope China chimps out like so many 3rd world nations do when they get hit by something like this and starts a war with someone

because my dad is peak neoliberal and believes literally everything he sees on TV, and if I believe anything different then I've "fallen for insane far right conspiracies" and shit

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3 more months and then hopefully I'm free to hopefully go and live in Namibia

well the weird thing is is that he trusts me to keep on top of my grades, drive, manage my money, etc it's only my political views he's super controlling on

bascially, he's putting full confidence in me not to fuck up my life but god forbid I form my own opinion

>cute
>chink
pick one

well I'm not 100% dead set on Namibia, Botswana is also a good candidate. I'm all set to really go anywhere in Africa though, just a high school degree and a decent amount of savings will take you far

ngl chief, I'm fed up with the first world so I'm not comin to the Czech republic

bruh no you're not that's Slovakia

I would like to visit the Czech republic

I've only been to Liechtenstein, Switzerland, and Austria

no I'm American

in Europe anyway

I've also been to Canada and Zambia

My friend and I walked across Liechtenstein, very comfy hike

bruh why so few places

if I was a Euro you know I would go to like every country

>too poor for Poland, Slovenia, and the Baltics

bruh moment

imagine not getting your gas money paid for in one tip

$470, that's it

bro I literally make $300-500 off of tips in a week

I work at a pretty fancy Italian restaraunt

the absolute state of Krauts

I know I've talked to a large number of krauts to learn German

god we need that here

I'm really worried cause coasties are fucking retarded and so are all of our politians so it's gonna be bad

coasties will literally start spreading it intentionally as some new trend and then politians are gonna epicly lie about it to get votes and money

well our hospitals are top tier if you can affored them

but like I said

*if you can afford them*

you guys wanna hear my only spooky story?

aight

it's not that spooky but it's the only shit that I've had happen to me