i updated the safety guide we made a while back @keknomancer

Yeet, I'm also basically hiding the prepping from my family but we're stocked up on food, water won't most likely go out and if it did we have a rain barrel. The pickled stuff in the cellar and other stuff in the freezer can last us a month and we have a garden with a spinach infestation, that spinach only could feed us for another month. We also have an almond tree and a few pine trees for Vitamin C

There are cornfields nearby do I'm definitely planning on going stealing as much as possible this summer

Also gonna try pickle some

@Bot. why the fuck would they do that? Oh look, our child bought himself a gas mask, let's throw that shit out

because my dad is peak neoliberal and believes literally everything he sees on TV, and if I believe anything different then I've "fallen for insane far right conspiracies" and shit

Jeez, how old are you?

17

3 more months and then hopefully I'm free to hopefully go and live in Namibia

God, he doesn't trust you at all

well the weird thing is is that he trusts me to keep on top of my grades, drive, manage my money, etc it's only my political views he's super controlling on

bascially, he's putting full confidence in me not to fuck up my life but god forbid I form my own opinion

It's why you should shit on your parents bed and shit before you leave for nambia

well I'm not 100% dead set on Namibia, Botswana is also a good candidate. I'm all set to really go anywhere in Africa though, just a high school degree and a decent amount of savings will take you far

Come to me to Czech republic

@Bot. im 17 aswell, im 18 on may third

ngl chief, I'm fed up with the first world so I'm not comin to the Czech republic

>first world

We're literally the ghetto of middle Europe

im actualy planing to travel to the tschechoslowakai

bruh no you're not that's Slovakia

when things real go upside down

Nah, we're the ghetto and Slovakia is the ghetto of the ghetto

The designated shitting street of our land

essentialy

i always say czechoslovakia because it just sounds right that way

I would like to visit the Czech republic

bot are you kraut

I've only been to Liechtenstein, Switzerland, and Austria

or burger

no I'm American

oh ok

in Europe anyway

I've also been to Canada and Zambia

i have been tzo italy and croatia

italy is a nice place

croatia is shit

the water literaly smells like wet ass

My friend and I walked across Liechtenstein, very comfy hike

I've been to Italy, Slovakia, Austria and Bongland