I've been listening to this guy

He doesn't seem as annoying as those fuccbois that read r/nosleep stories

Wait, does doc actually read that or is that just a coincidence?

No

It's just some other guy

Oh

Some other guy named doc, idk

Check out The Dark Somnium

The word choice in a lot of his made me rage

https://twentytwowords.com/angelina-jolie-lookalike-brought-out-on-tv-without-make-up/

The fucking arms

She's like a skinwalker

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.img adventure time wraith

It's apparently photoshop and this is what she looks like

But god damn

One of the four horsemen

Pestilence

Le corpse bride has arrived.

If Doonmguy were in the SCP Foundation, how many SCPs do you think he could take on?

I'd say all of them excluding the safe ones and a few other dociles

I imagine he'd find SCP-682 and spend the rest of eternity beating the shit out of it

SCP-42069
A dead horse that you cannt stop beating
like SCP itself

Perhaps

SCP 6,000,000

Object class: kosher

<:KEK:465443054254424065>

SCP 6,000,000 is a cow that's 80 years old

SCP 6,000,000-A is a tiny man in a kippah that has milked the cow for 80 years

SCP 6,000,000-A refers to the cow as "the holocaust"

<:madlad:646974424565678090>

Kek

SCP 6,000,000,000
Object class: kosher
Appears to be a lampshade made out of human flesh
if light is turned on people will fall into a heavy guilt based on a event that the lampshade makes up

K E K

That could be an RPC proposal

RPC authority hasn’t died yet?

Honestly I have a skinny story but I never really want to talk about it because I’m sure people wouldn’t believe me and I still think about it as a dream, just how it happened and turned it. Everything felt a dream

Skinny?