But god damn

One of the four horsemen

Pestilence

Le corpse bride has arrived.

If Doonmguy were in the SCP Foundation, how many SCPs do you think he could take on?

I'd say all of them excluding the safe ones and a few other dociles

I imagine he'd find SCP-682 and spend the rest of eternity beating the shit out of it

SCP-42069
A dead horse that you cannt stop beating
like SCP itself

Perhaps

SCP 6,000,000

Object class: kosher

<:KEK:465443054254424065>

SCP 6,000,000 is a cow that's 80 years old

SCP 6,000,000-A is a tiny man in a kippah that has milked the cow for 80 years

SCP 6,000,000-A refers to the cow as "the holocaust"

<:madlad:646974424565678090>

Kek

SCP 6,000,000,000
Object class: kosher
Appears to be a lampshade made out of human flesh
if light is turned on people will fall into a heavy guilt based on a event that the lampshade makes up

K E K

That could be an RPC proposal

RPC authority hasn’t died yet?

Honestly I have a skinny story but I never really want to talk about it because I’m sure people wouldn’t believe me and I still think about it as a dream, just how it happened and turned it. Everything felt a dream

Skinny?

Yes skinwalker. back in August, 2012. I think it was 13th. And I was 14, when I used to do a lot of canoeing across the lake and go to island and island. I would start 9 in the morning during my summer break and explore islands. But this day on August, I’m sure I saw the corner of eye a Figure from one of these islands. This weird grey and skinny figure from a shoreline of a island. My 14 dumbass started canoeing closer to this island as I gotten closer I began to smell like something bad when you find a fridge from a abandoned building and you open it. That kind of smell.

Anyway as I saw this island and canoed around it not getting off my canoe. Just observing this island trying to see this figure that I saw from afar

It wasn’t a minute or so till I saw it again. But this is where I kinda can’t tell if this was a dream or not but when I saw it again I began to have Tunnel vision and my ears begin to ring very pitch and I just blackout but it didn’t seem like that I blackout that long.

It like I just blinked and suddenly I was laying on the sand of my camp and the canoe was floating away from me and the sun was setting.

Afterwards what I have experienced I just ran from my camp to my house. When I got to my house. I just went to bed and slept till the evening of the 14th

But here’s the weird thing about all this. When I got back to the camp the canoe was docked and my military jacket I had on was on a tree. But I do not know what happened and I don’t really know if it was a dream that I napped on the Beach of my camp that day.

What did it's eyes look like?

Black.

It was like that painting of that screamer guy

How tall do you think it was?

But very pitch black and maybe it was same height as me and I’m 6’7 and when I was 14 I was 6’4

What the fuck

>when i was 14 i was 6'4

How tall are you

I'm 5'7 and I'm 14

Yeah my great grandfather Alexander was close to 7

I take his height