Message from @Bashar Al-Assad

Discord ID: 588634635127226368


2019-06-12 04:27:45 UTC  

Unbelievable

2019-06-12 04:27:46 UTC  

ok libtard

2019-06-12 04:44:55 UTC  

God damned french and their snails

2019-06-12 11:12:09 UTC  

Frenchies

2019-06-12 15:45:34 UTC  

it tastes alright

2019-06-12 20:40:19 UTC  

@Corinthian The thing I made is literally the most barebone traditional basic classic sort of food might make here (minus the snails and clams).

2019-06-12 20:42:42 UTC  

But now, it's almost overflowing... so I gotta eat some, to add even more flavour

2019-06-12 20:49:11 UTC  

Snails and clams?

2019-06-12 20:49:15 UTC  

Fucking Frenchman...

2019-06-12 21:13:00 UTC  

fuck you. I was adding flavour

2019-06-12 21:13:12 UTC  

and some stuff

2019-06-12 21:13:28 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/513714104611897344/588475984358014977/ancient_french_weapons.jpg

2019-06-12 21:17:26 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/513714104611897344/588476984724815872/unknown.png

2019-06-12 21:18:24 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/513714104611897344/588477228237717507/800px-Jacques-Louis_David_-_The_Emperor_Napoleon_in_His_Study_at_the_Tuileries_-_Google_Art_Project.png

2019-06-12 21:19:22 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/513714104611897344/588477469623844943/French_stereotype.jpg

2019-06-12 21:19:28 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/513714104611897344/588477494504456192/FRANCEHASTHEBIGGAY.jpg

2019-06-12 21:20:35 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/513714104611897344/588477775535407120/french_is_gay.jpg

2019-06-12 21:20:57 UTC  

Only a few times France got the gays... but that's because of the gouverments.

2019-06-12 21:21:13 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/513714104611897344/588477938501025812/French_is_a_waste.jpeg

2019-06-13 07:43:53 UTC  

@Le Frenchman let the meat sit for like 20 min after cooking like resting it so the center isnt too chewy

2019-06-14 00:55:15 UTC  

I know how to cook snails.
... infact, canned snails is pretty easy to cook.

2019-06-15 22:19:29 UTC  

I found an old dried up mandarine behind my bed, what should I do with it? Its got no mold on it and I think I'll cut it in half and show yall

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/513714104611897344/589579763975192577/IMG_20190616_001752.jpg

2019-06-15 22:20:17 UTC  

Btw I pushed that in and it started smelling good, so I'm quite sure there's no mold on the inside, but it feels hollow

2019-06-15 22:23:02 UTC  

Oh lord jesus

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/513714104611897344/589580654820458538/IMG_20190616_002238.jpg

2019-06-15 22:23:05 UTC  

It's still somewhat wet on the inside

2019-06-15 22:23:09 UTC  

No mold at all

2019-06-15 22:23:44 UTC  

It looks like Hillary's pussy

2019-06-15 22:25:07 UTC  

Doesn't really taste that bad

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/513714104611897344/589581181507469322/JPEG_20190616_002454.jpg

2019-06-15 22:25:47 UTC  

Basically just a bit chewy Mandarin with an oily aftertaste

2019-06-15 22:47:33 UTC  

HE ATE IT

2019-06-15 22:47:37 UTC  

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whatd you expect there wasnt any mold

2019-06-16 00:17:09 UTC  

It could have just gone rancid.

2019-06-16 00:31:51 UTC  

I ate only a bit and no I will not be eating anymore or cooking with it. I would say that this might be a cool discovery in the culinary world, I'll see if this is known about

2019-06-16 00:37:06 UTC  

I think what happened is that the oils in the peels entered the inside

2019-06-16 00:37:18 UTC  

Wait, I'll try to light it in fire

2019-06-16 00:54:57 UTC  

Don't have a lighter ao fuck it

2019-06-16 00:55:20 UTC  

Ok, but I just remembered something that happened to me in UK.

2019-06-16 00:55:41 UTC  

They messed up my order at KFC, right?

2019-06-16 00:56:09 UTC  

But it wasn't a normal mess up like with a drink or getting small instead of big fries