@noobypropmaker punch it

I beat it with hammer don't worry kek

fuck it

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Shit was bland

Sow people can eat chicken with only salt and pepper is beyond me

The lime barley helped out

ok templar let me give you a tendie recipe

what you wanna do is take the tendies and cover them in flour, then in eggs then in a seasond flower mix. I use cayenne pepper and garlic powder with salt and pepper for an extra kick

then you want to fry them in canola oil for about 10 minutes and boom, fresh tendies

I thought spics new how to cook

@noobypropmaker

Thanks for the tendie recipe and yeah normally I'd season the fuck outta the chicken but we ran out of the seasoning salt i normally use

didn't even use eggs smh

Maybe you lack the cooking skills?

Nah i know how to cook, just had shit luck

Chicken wasn't dry but still had a nice brown crust

But fuck i needed more seasoning

@Deleted User *God is a Serb plays in the distance*

i think i'll make some crispy chicken wings today

with a honey garlic sauce

I have NO tattoos for the record.

hahaha

@DerekThePlagueDoctor lmao, cute

I just cooked and ate two homemade cheeseburgers. Fitting.

@Corinthian https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tc3coiL36Cg

Explain.

It tastes like a soft cheese crust. It's weird

(it's a dried sausage)

looks like a severed dong

it looks horrible

It looks like one of those vintage sausage in those vintage depictions of dried sausages

@Deleted User there's subtitles what you mean explain boi

I mean like how is it so soft?

This is me. Sad that this hotel food sucks

@Deleted User idk, but homemade bread can easily be pretty soft.

Poutine with smoked meat